#chef sauer

That's another pairing I never thought about. Though tbh, for some reason, I never really shipped anyone in this fandom. that is quite unusual for me lol But I can think of a dynamic between them. Helene, the calm and collected one who always keeps a clear head even with her stress, always making sure everything is done. I feel like even when she is in a hurry, she has a calming presence and would do everything to make people around her comfortable, even her feared boss and the angry chef, Sauer. Kind of an ironic name if you know what "sauer" means in German, I'm amused by it to this day.

And then there is Sauer, the man with the shortest fuse from here to Jupiter. The man who is not only boiling with rage but also in his own flesh.

I can see her sitting with him, helping him season himself, perhaps even trying to make him more comfortable. I can also see her being the reason why he is able to move around in a wheelchair in the first place, having been immobile before Helene came up with the idea to give him some more of his independence back.

Chef Sauer was already an asshole before this whole Loophole thing even started. He was the worst person to be around. Even the former Chief Doctor, Friedrich Erlenmeyer, had a hard time liking him.

The food he cooked before Dr. Randolph came was actually eatable, and sometimes even delicious. But when his own boiling flesh was added into the mix, it became absolutely disgusting.

He is aware that his soup tastes horrible, but he doesn’t have the power to change anything. He is quite literally STUCK in this pod and unable to get out of the boiling water slowly eating away his flesh.

He is in excruciating pain. His entire body is quite literally burning, and his insides are being cooked. The only way to help him would be to put him out of his misery.

Had a really hard childhood. Like a really, really hard one. His parents were both abusive, and one of their favorite punishments was it to pour boiling water over his arms. Every second he spends wasting away in this pod, he is forced to relieve these moments at their fullest.

If he desires to be, he can a really funny person to be around. He had many interesting hobbies before he was cursed by the Loophole, and since he is also a very intelligent person, he is never short on a conversation. But to see that nice side of his, one has to manage to tear down his walls, which have become significantly thicker since Dr. Randolph’s…creation.

He is actually part Italian. His beloved grandmother, who sadly died in his early teenage years, came from that wonderful country. He wanted to move there once he was old enough to leave his parent’s house, but sadly, he did not have enough money for it.

He has two sisters and one brother. Sadly, he had lost contact with each of them.

Ah, you're mean!😅 But I knew this was coming eventually. So please sit down at your table, food is served! (I'm going to go to hell for this. But before I do, enjoy my sins!)

·  Sadly, due to the fact that he spends 24/7, 365 days a year in a pot filled with vile, boiling soup, I regret to inform you that his cock does not work. It is a burnt sausage, just like the rest of him.

·  However, Chef Sauer is quite the creative mind, and has come up with a solution to your problem. May I introduce TOYS! Toys of any kind, shape and form.

·  He has built up quite the collection of everything you could possibly imagine. He has made sure that he has everything that could possibly be pleasurable for you and to satisfy your needs. Don’t ask how he got them, though. He would rather let himself get seasoned before he would answer this question.

·  He also uses his fingers, and his fingers are thick. Once they are cooled down, they are an exceptional tool for your hole, given the fact that you enjoy this kind of thing. He reaches spots inside of you of which you had never known existed.

·  Besides, his hands are exceptionally skilled. If he plays with your clit or your cock, he makes you cum in record time, no matter how long you normally last.

·  Of course, he also uses that filthy mouth of his and makes it useful for once. Pleasuring you is the only way to shut him up for a little while, much to the patients’ relief.

·  He is noisy. He moans and groans, not even bothering to hold back the deep, guttural noises in his throat as you pleasure him as well as you could.

·  While he is physically unable to cum, he can still have a dry orgasm if you push him far enough, and by Dr. Randolph's syringe, he is loud. You are 100% sure that everybody in the dining room can hear him. You tried to get him to tune it down, but as usual, he has zero shame. You even began to suspect that he would do this on purpose.

·  He would usually be the one who would initiate sexual contact. Despite being unable to truly do the deed, he is rather horny and enjoys pleasuring you. But if you say no, he immediately pulls back and waits for your permission to try anything.

·  He is filled to the brim with kinks, such as bondage, knife-play and whatnot. If you are ready to explore, he can offer you an entire adventure.