#cheesecake?

Oh boy, I sure hope I do not get trolled when I first open this box - Ah. Yes. Spectacular. Bravo, dear Carl. Bravo. 

...Intellect enthusiast. Intellect enthusiast.

A few of the sticky notes fell off, so I improvised on where they were supposed to go. Thank you, Carl, I am indeed a smartie. >:3c

Ketchup? Ketchup? I wonder if these will taste good with salsa. Double the tomato flavor. 

Oh, no way. No fucking way.

YES! Legitimate maple syrup from Canada! 

Now, I just need to learn how to make poutine. 

I am...suspicious, but it is pretty.

Funny story, these next two gifts were right besides each other. 

Sure brings “Go choke on a bag of dicks” a new meaning, hm?

Overall, this? This is perfect when I get the munchies. 

Carly, I am amazed you know what I like. The candies, the chips, the humorous bag of sweet, sweet dicks. And yes, even the Nerds. I laughed for a good minute, shaking my head at the joke. As for that pink and green toy, I may or may NOT have stuck my fingers in them. Then, consequently, fumbled like a fool trying to get it off. What witchcraft is this?

Each of these mouth-watering treats, I will think of you and only you, Carly. There is something heartwarming about sharing food with people. The fact that you share these with me all the way from Canada? I am touched, dear. Truly. I will enjoy these for many high nights to come. 

Thank you, thank you so very much.