#cheerios rant

lets be real while mibuchi has a crush on sei-chan and every single person on earth knows about it, hayama totally has a major crush on mayuzumi-san but no one knows about it not even himself

yeah mayuzumi is not for everyone he's brash and prickly but he's never been an asshole to akashi?? he's like the only person who's not giving up on akashi when he's at his lowest while his other teammates were disappointed/shocked by him and even this bitch shirogane couldn't act wise when akashi was def the edge of breaking down. be grateful mayuzumi "complained" while actually he's just knocking some senses into him. mayuzumi just saved akashi from himself and the entire rakuzan from total failure.

rollercoaster by bleachers is legit himuniji anthem

there's a few of myak fics where mayuzumi being so protective to akashi gosh i need it moreeeeee protective mayuzumi is so hot of him tbh

mayuzumi lacks of presence still the whackiest thing ever in kurobas universe like bro is hot as fuck and smart and 6 feet tall??? how could you not see him??? maybe it's the reason fujimaki had to nerf him bc man the power that mayuzumi would hold??? i mean he could attract akashi fucking seijuurou, the ex captain of kiseki no sedai, the current rakuzan basketball captain, as well as the student council president, the son of the wealthy and prominent family in the whole nation without even trying!!! he's so powerful ugh

i think rakuzan (and mostly to akashi's will) drag mayuzumi into their clownery (or simply akashi and the rest want to hang out with the senpai) but ofc mayuyu would reject or ignore them at all bc yeah fuck off leave me alone but the rakuzan bros are not quitters. they would come to mayuzumi's house to ask permission to his mom and mayuzumi just groans bc he can't tell her no or his allowance would be cut so he's just okay only this time but once his mom is out of his sight he plans to escape but rakuzan has anticipated that so they really catch him using a fishnet the way midorima did to aomine