#cheerfulmetaphysics

oh my god.

•Always post the rules.

•Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, and write 11 new ones.

•Tag 10 people and link them to the post

•Actually tell them you tagged them

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1. If you had infinite money, what’s the first thing you would use it for? Has to be a material object, no paying off debts or bribing your way to world peace or something like that.

I'd buy a shitton of vinyl records.

2. What are the specs of the computer/phone/whatever you’re on right now?

Who gives a shit

3. On a scale of “totally” to “completely”, just how much do the Yankees suck?

I know next to nothing about the MLB, so fuck this question.

4. Proudest life moment so far?

Oh damn. Uh... I'd have to say performing with my (former) friends at the 4th of July show. It was a blast, despite costing my two friendships.

5. What’s up? No smartass answers, I’m really genuinely curious what’s going on with your life right now.

I'm currently on Fall Break, and I'm trying to decide how to spend my free time.

6. If you could spend one day in the body of any famous historical person - still your mind and thoughts and all that jazz, just you’re in their body, so everyone thinks you’re them and you can do everything they could do - who would you pick and why?

I'd take over Adolf Hitler's teenage body and immediately shoot myself in the head! :D

7. Kill, marry, bang: Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Kim Jong Il?

feedback you complete asshole

8. Do you sports, and if so which sports?(If a team sport, also list position, or positions if multiple)

I played soccer in high school. I played defense and occasionally mid-field. I sucked balls as a striker or goalie.

9. Favorite album from the past two years?

The Afterman: Ascension by Coheed & Cambria

10. What will you be doing for Halloween?

I was going to play at a small local costume party, but that got canceled, so now I might go with my brother to my uncle's house and go trick-or-treating... but most likely I'll end up doing nothing.

11. Are you a bad enough dude to save president Ronnie from The Ninjas?

I have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

*Bonus question: Who is best horse?*

Sunset Motherfucking Shimmer

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Next Questions:

1. If you could become a virtuoso with any instrument, which would it be and why?

2. Favorite Shakespeare play and why. If you don't know any, then go read a damn book you uncultured swine.

3. Do you think there is a god? Why or why not?

4. What color is your underwear?

5. List your six favorite albums/LPs.

6. When was the last time you took a piss?

7. Least favorite episode of MLP:FiM and why?

8. Would you rather be all-powerful or all-knowing?

9. Would you rather have sex with a pig or a snake? You have to choose one.

10. May I please fuck you?

Tagged: Ask Diamond Dazzle, cheerfulmetaphysics, kaltiaem, some jewish asshole, my senpai: balladoftarby, theelementofspook, plutos-asks, freefraq, my other senpai: heylasfas, and finally, a one mistress-quill <3

Hello

Vodka is my only true love. Also the most sick ice ever been was after getting super drunk and not realizing of had. 3/4 of the big bottle and smoked a ton and I threw up three times