#cheer-leading

A mother wanted her daughter to make the cheer-leading squad so bad, she hired a hit-man to kill the mother of a girl already on the team with the belief that she would be so devastated by her mother's death that she would drop out off the squad, thereby giving the spot to her daughter. source

Saturday Funnies: Grandma Still Drives

Grandma Still Drives 

Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:

Dear Grand-daughter,

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker ..

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting..

So, I bought the sticker…

I've recently noticed that they only encourage sports that most of the rest of the world, do not play.

Promised to get over him.

Was late for second.

Spent lunch with some one better than him? 

Got my life (iPod) taken away in french. </3

Talked to him.

Did not flirt unknowingly like usual. 

Success.

Knocked out bases tooth while doing a twist in cheer-leading.   

Elbow hurts now.

My Dad actually complimented me.... like an actual meaningful compliment...

Mixed emotions..