#checkmyswag

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It's rare that one can walk into a club and hear anything above the blare of Guetta pounding from the speakers, and yet, your shirt manages to be louder than any music I've ever heard. Really though, what better way is there to complement that overgelled hairstyle and those one size too large all occasion dress pants than by rendering me blind? It really is a fantastic ploy though, there's no better way to guarantee you'll stand out than by being the only thing everyone sees when they're in the place. And as an added side-effect, you'll often be the last thing most see before their retinas are permanently burned and rendered completely useless. Why should we let the Eastern Europeans hog all the style? Sure, we could have been content with borrowing some delicious recipes for game-meat stews, but why take that when we can steal atrocious looking clothing instead? And hey, seeing as those shirts can never possibly go out of style (can't go out if it's never in! Am I right guys?) , you can still wear em' to the club on F1 weekend when you're well into your mid 50s. I realize that I've asked far too many questions in this short paragraph - a testament to how baffled I am by this phenomenon.