#checker's

I was hanging out yesterday with my cousin (yep, the same one who gave me a great story the day he made fun of me for shipping SuperBat) and we were talking about Superman and Batman and them being actual best friends despite how certain writers 100% do not understand that relationship.  And we were talking about how Batman doesn't trust anyone (except for the fact that he trusts Superman more than just about anyone despite the fact that he himself intellectually realizes that he should be the last person he trusts) and I'm so mature I didn't once say anything about them being in love.  I also said something about my love of Captain America (and how I need a Cap flash drive) and he like just got my superhero "type," which he described by standing up straight and saying, "Can I help you cross the street, ma'am?"  Accurate.