#chazyeezy

questions! 1. What is the weirdest thing in your room/dorm/house?

Umm probably my Batman snuggie. Yeah, that's right. Be jealous.

2. What is one commercial that you have memorized? (gimme the weirdest shit possible)

Call J G Wentworth 877-CASH-NOW! lol

3. What do you consider to be your catch phrase?

I don't think I have one. 

4. Do you play an instrument (and it doesn’t have to be a real instrument, like a piano or whatever. You play the table? You play that fucking table.)?

I play flute, piccolo, and tenor saxophone. Aww yeah

5. Favorite Shakespeare play? Why?

Probably Twelfth Night. 

6. Describe (without saying name or gender) the weirdest friend you have. Bonus points if it is in three (exactly three) sentences.

My weird friend likes to inappropriately touch me in public and make people question my morals. This friend also talks to me about weird ass shit that no one else could handle. Sometimes I wonder why we are friends and then I remember when we have conversations about things I wouldn't dare say to anyone else. 

7. List seven foods and tell me why you picked them.

Mac and cheese, because the cafe had it for dinner and I hate it. Pudding, because it was also in the cafe today and my boyfriend and friend decided it was a good idea to smear it on my face.Steak/any red meat, because I love it and my boyfriend doesn't. Gummy worms, because I'm eating some right now. Venison, because I can't wait to eat me some Bambi ;). Pizza, because I'm craving it. Popcorn, because there is a butt-ton of it in this office. 

8. Where do you keep your fruit in your house?

Apples and oranges are kept on the table in a bowl and bananas are kept on the top of the fridge. 

9. If the banana went to the market and got three eggs, one of them cracked, and one of them was covered in lettuce, how much does a pound of butter weigh?

Dafuq is this? 

10. Why do you like (or dislike) October? (and don’t just say Halloween. BE CREATIVE)

I love October, because I can start to wear sweaters and wool socks. I get to roll around in the leaves. I love the smell of fall and the food that comes with it. 

11. What was the weirdest of these questions, and did you like that question?

The one about the banana and the eggs was weird, i guess. 

— error-pleasetryagainlater's questions!

1. State your name, rank, and intention.

Shae, Queen or Empress (whichever you prefer), to spread ridiculousness. 

2. If you were given the chance to become fluent in a fictional foreign language (Vulcan, Ewok, etc.) by just pushing a button, what language would you choose, and why?

I would learn Tolkien Elvish

3. Does “OTP” stand for just one ship, or more of a category of amazing ships for you? What is/are yours?

I have tons of OTPs. They would take forever to list, but if you stick around my blog long enough you'll learn who the big ones are. 

4. Do white pants make people look cool or douchey to you?

Douchey, but hey if they make you feel good and you like them, all the more power to ya dude. Be my guest. 

5. Play any non-standard sports/activities? What are they?

Ultimate Frisbee I suppose.

6. How long have you had a tumblr? Any internet account?

I have had Tumblr for about 5 or 6 months

7. Is Legolas the best elf from Mirkwood? (yes or yes?)

He's the prettiest lol. 

8. Do you draw much? (You should totally show me the most recent thing you’ve drawn)

pfft no. 

9. Been to any cons? Which ones? Did you have a good time?

*sobs dramatically while throwing self off a cliff* does that answer this? 

10. Do you have any fandom things scattered around your house? what? (221B door sign, jars of salt, etc)

Lots of Batman stuff. No joke, shits everywhere. 

11. Did this bother you? Should I tag you again if I get another chance to?