#chatmoth

To be fair, he couldn't have seen this coming.

I mean, yes, he was a superhero and also a famous model, so yes, he was kind of used to people to ship him with other models and Ladybug. But this?

People were shipping him, Adrien Agreste, with him, Chat Noir, and the ship was quite popular!!

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At school people stared directly at him before making the worst cat puns ever, to make him blush, the girls wouldn't leave him alone, saying how Chat Noir was so cute and the beautiful couple they would be.

And, yeah, it was kind of Adrien's fault for supporting his hero self in his civilian for and then coming out as gay.

Everyone thought he had a crush on the hero! Even his father!! Even Ladybug and Hawkmoth!!

I mean, the fact that the akumas were lately being attracted to his school and making him his hostage couldn't be casually.

And Ladybug saving him and being a blushed mess like "Hot guys in black leather, am I right?" and he only could nod, bc she was calling HIM cute!!

"Don't worry, Adrien, your back cat will arrive soon, he's always a little late, he's such a dramatic kitten" and with those words Ladybug disappeared through the buildings where she left him to be safe.

Chat Noir arrived to the scene to hear Ladybug being the sassy queen she was yelling at the Akuma.

"What's happening, Hawkie? Jealous that Adrien Agreste likes our Chaton ?? Why that need of hurting him?? Do you want Chat Noir only for you or what?" and God...

The fight had been a good one, Ladybug fixed all the damage, but when the interview time appeared, it wasn't Ladybug, but Chat Noir the one who was being harassed by the reporters.

"Chat Noir! Chat Noir!! How does it feel having a super model AND a magic terrorist head over heels for you??"

"Chat Noir! Here! Can you confirm or deny any rumor of the jealousy of Hawkmoth to the forming model who is in love with you? Why is it? Does he have a reason to be jealous?"

"I-" Chat couldn't even speak nor clarify anything, he only had one last solution, he could make up a false relationship with someone who wouldn't deny it right? someone who he knew wouldn't mess it up... Maybe Marinette? No, she had too many stuff in her plate right now, and she was going to hate him if she really believed that Adrien loved him. He sighted, there goes all the peace he could have had.

He clapped his hands to have all the reporters' attention.

"I am in a relationship with Adrien Agreste, it was supposed to be secret in order to not put him in danger, but looks like my sunshine isn't too good at keeping secrets" he blushed so bad at the nickname, but he couldn't help it! It was embarrassing to talk about himself in third person and with a cheesy nickname!

Ladybug looked at him with pity. Chat's heart skipped a beat, could she know..?

"Well, we will try our hardest to end Hawkmoth once for all so he doesn't hurt your boyfriend" no, of course she was only trying to help him, she was like that, and he couldn't help it but give her a sad smile, if only she knew how difficult it was going to be for him.

"And I will ask personally to a good friend of mine to make sure no one harasses Adrien. She goes to his same school, I'm sure you know her, Marinette Dupain Cheng" he nodded and made up an excuse to leave.

Plagg laughed at him the whole week.

Marinette did what Ladybug told him, she didn't leave his side and brought him breakfast and some coffee, also she had made some "AdriChat Protection Squad" t-shirts that she wore for school and Ladybug also wore to the patrols.

Lila and Chloe didn't even have a chance with Momma Bear Marinette.

They tried to get near him and cling to his arms? Marinette appeared and asked Adrien if he was uncomfortable, which he was, and then practically yeet both of them across the corridor.

With Ladybug claiming that she and Marinette were good friends, all of Lila's lies started falling apart until she was alone.

Nino and Kim joined Marinette in the protection squad. She being the natural leader she was having plans for everything.

Akuma? She would have different plans for Adrien to scape, most of the times he ended up in her room, until Chat Noir apparently decided to hide him in another place.

Actually, since Marinette started with her planning, Chat Noir had appeared so much faster than ever, and without having to worry about if someone discovered his identity, he was so much competent and the fights didn't even last half as it used to.

Adrien was free to be with his friends more often, since media started attacking Gabriel for not letting his son have a life when he tried to knock the ship down.

Maybe Adrichat wasn't a bad idea after all..

i sort of assumed, but if you actually don't want random porny agrestecest ideas in your inbox, you might want to keep the readmore unread haha.

they would be so good for identity porn, like hawk/chat villain hatefucking and then someone finds out theyre related, and maybe comes back anyway. bonus points if they were hatefucking because they wanted to let off steam for their Terrible Dadson Crush.

and idk your feelings re: félix but I had a thought about him locking himself (and adrien?) in a room together with gabriel (as he would, presumably for extortion reasons) and gabriel pops a Shameful Bonér all the while félix is tormenting him about having the same face as the guy gabriel really wants, while adrien has to watch goddammit. possibly as chat if félix is pulling some Extra Dumb Shit

AAHHHH THANK YOUUU I'm so pleased to spread the gospel of Hawknoir/Chatmoth/Gabrien/Adriel (this fandom more than others has too many ship names but I'm all for it)

1) I LOVE identity porn with these two it's just So Good. I definitely love the idea of them already having romantic/sexual feelings for their dad/son and THEN fucking as villain/hero for what they think is cathartic reasons (starts out as noncon??? because Gabe can't take it anymore and hey chat is blonde... and roughly the same size as his sweet boy)

Like firstly Chat would be eating himself inside out about mingling with the enemy. And Plagg is giving him shit, but he gets upset because damn it Plagg doesn't get it ADRIÈN NEEDS THIS OKAY. This being the hottest second date hate fuck.

:)) I did it Again.