#chat snaps

Scarlet lady: (Just arriving) Im here.

Chat noir: I knew I heard the sound of Cloven hooves.

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Scarlet Lady: Oh go jump off a building.

Marigold: If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ

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Scarlet Lady: You know what is surprising.

Chat noir: You being helpful?

Marigold: You saying something intelligent?

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Scarlet Lady: Sorry I am late.

Chat noir: Someone locked you in your cage again?

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Scarlet Lady: I will think of a way out of this.

Marigold: Please don't strain yourself.

Chat noir: Doing something for the first time is always difficult.

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Scarlet Lady: If I really spoke my mind about what I thought of you, you would be crying in a corner.

Scarlet Lady: Ill have you know I am a 10.

Chat noir: Same as your IQ.

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Scarlet Lady: Chat noir its your worst nightmare.

Chat noir: Stop announcing your arrival.

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Scarlet Lady: Ugh, this is so irritating.

Chat noir: Are you finally able to hear yourself speak?

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Scarlet Lady: One of these days you will realized how lucky you are to have a partner like me.

Chat noir: Just like that, going into a coma sounds much more appealing.

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Scarlet Lady: That is disgusting!

Chat noir: Did you accidentally look into a mirror again.

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Scarlet Lady: Looks like I stepped up my game today.

Chat noir: I assure you that is not a difficult task.

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Chat noir: I don't think your costume should be based on a Ladybug. It should be based on a starfish.

Scarlet Lady: Because I am a star?

Scarlet lady: You are making me sound as bad as Hawkmoth.

Chat noir: Okay fine, there is a distinct difference between you and Hawkmoth.

Scarlet Lady: Good.

Chat noir: Hawkmoth wouldn't wear heels that gaudy.

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Scarlet Lady: Why is Marigold starting to get more popular then me?

Chat noir: Do you want a list?

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Scarlet Lady: I can totally handle the Akuma by myself.

Chat noir: I didn't know we were openly lying to each other now. Good to know, you can totally win.

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Scarlet lady: Ill have you know I am in the top 3 heroes of Paris.

Chat noir: You are actually 4th.

Scarlet Lady: There are only three heroes in Paris.