#chat nico

[pm] So. There might be a goddamn murder squid in the water. I'm managing but it all got real fucked real fast and I don't know what the hell is goin' on. I just don't know I ain't speakin' weird anymore and I threw out a fuck ton of mayo.

[pm] A murder squid ? Where exactly?

Alright. It’s going to be okay Nic, just... Well, first tell me what happened, then I’ll see what I can do. 

[pm] The kid sort of strong-armed me into it, but it’s fine. Got to shotgun shitty beer and learned that it ain’t worth it, so lessons all around. Considering you didn’t throw up on me or nothing, I think we’re square. Where did you get those Smurf comics?

[pm] She got flowers too, I guess that she deserves more than a bunch of daffodils but that’s for another time.

You’re welcome.

[pm] What do you mean “fucked” ? What is not fucked in this town, Nic ?

Are you okay?

[pm] What the fuck, you can just make mayo? I don't even know why I want it, man.

[pm] Yes. It’s pretty easy, but everything must be at room temperature or it will fail.

[pm] I don’t buy mayo. I can make you some if you need it.