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(@official-apocalypse-darren-ghoul) "Hello again...I...I have some news..."
The silence of static sat for a moment but after a bit, a click and a voice, exhausted sounding.
"Hello friend.. I'm glad to hear. What's going on?"
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Date Night || Samantha and Sophia
Growing up Samantha had heard many magical things said about twins. How people believed it was a bond far stronger being simply siblings. That twins saw an insight into the world together that others could not. Even that twins shared telepathy. People assumed that Samantha would be able to tell exactly what Zoe was thinking or feeling, that the two would be an inseparable team.Â
It was a notion that had always mad Samantha laugh. The idea that she and Zoe could ever share anything more than a blood connection was absurd. Samantha could think of few people she would less like to be bonded to. Samantha and Zoe were the perfect counter argument to every twin theory going.Â
Instead, what was ironic, was that Samantha could relate these ideals to her relationship with Sophia. It was as though they were separated at birth, two halves of the same whole. Often Samantha felt that Sophia knew her more than she knew herself.Â
Being apart from Zoe, Sam didn’t miss her at all. But going the best part of a week without seeing her best friend was awful. The two had been working so much, that even though they lived together they hadn’t seen each other once. Pairing that with the unsettling conversation Sam had with Ashwin, made the blond all the more eager to spend some quality time with Sophia.Â
Sophia, this is utterly ridiculous, I’m having major withdrawals from your company. I miss your face. You, me, date night tonight. Love you xxxx
There was no question what date night meant. Sinfully good foods, lots of alcohol, a good girly make up session and a night out showing the locals how to party right.Â
For the most part of the day Samantha could hardly contain her excitement. She finished work and stopped by the corner shop to grab a couple of bottles of wine. Then cleaned the place, and got the music going ready for her beautiful best friend to walk through the door.Â
FRICKEN HECKS
Damara and Sollux (Chat #2)
AA: SO.
AA: TWOS.
AA: DOUBLES.
AA: DOUBLES~?
AA: 0u~
TA: excuse me?
TA: d0ubles what?
AA: CAPTORS CAN BE CONSIDERED MUTANTS FOR SUCH POWERFUL PSIONICS.
AA: MUTANTS.
AA: MUTATIONS.
AA: TWOS.
TA: 0kay l00k
TA: we can either play this game
TA: 0r y0u can c0me 0ut and ask me h0w many bulges i have
TA: y0ur ch0ice
AA: HOW MANY BULGES DO YOU HAVE?
TA: tw0
AA: NICE.
AA: SMALL BOY BIG PACKAGE
TA: i h0nestly d0nt kn0w h0w im supp0sed t0 resp0nd t0 that
TA: but im g0ing t0 g0 ahead and say thank y0u because i think that was at least half a c0mpliment
TA: kind 0f
AA: YOU'RE WELCOME.
AA: YOU GOING TO TAKE ME UP ON MY OFFER NOW?
TA: what, right n0w?
TA: i d0nt even kn0w where y0u are
AA: IN MY ROOM.
TA: i have n0 idea where the is 0r h0w t0 find it
AA: UP YOUR FLOOR
AA: SECOND DOOR CLOSEST TO STAIRS
TA: alright g00d t0 kn0w
TA: that being said
TA: walking and being alive is an eff0rt right n0w s0
TA: i am fucking exhausted i think sex might kill me and i think dying w0uld be a really rude thing t0 d0 after the eff0rt aa and kk have put in here
AA: KARKATS TEARS FEED ME.
TA: while thats pr0bably the best argument ive ever heard
TA: im still n0t really int0 dying
TA: jesus h0w l0ng d0es this being exhausted still last after the wh0le time-magic shit?
AA: MINE LASTED A FEW DAYS
AA: BUT I HAD NO LIMBS
AA: SO YOURS MAY BE DIFFERENT
TA: my thr0at hurts and im tired and kind 0f shaky still but eh
TA: i think its g0ing away actually
TA: s0 im already half way there
AA: HALF WAY THERE.
AA: THATS 1/2
AA: CONGRATS
AA: ALMOST AT YOUR TWO.
TA: i admire y0ur appreciati0n f0r tw0s.
TA: s0 yeah h0pefully in the next c0uple days ill be 0kay
TA: kks been carrying me everywhere
AA: GIVE ME BACK MY FUCK BOY.
AA: OR BE MY NEW ONE.
TA: i like that sec0nd 0pti0n actually
AA: NICE.
AA: I HOPE TO SEE TWO SHOTAS FIGHT FOR MY TIGHT NOOK.
AA: MY DREAMS BECOME REALITY.
TA: i have t0 fight 0ff kk t0 fuck y0u n0w?
TA: alright sh0uldnt be that hard
AA: KICK HIM IN THE SHIN AND MAKE HIM CRY.
TA: d0ne
AA: AMAZING.
AA: IM SWOONING.
TA: w0uld it be g0ing 0verb0ard t0 push him d0wn the stairs
AA: AS LONG AS YOU DONT CRIPPLE HIM.
AA: IT SHOULD BE FINE.
TA: what if i crippled him back pr0mised n0t t0 harm his genitals
TA: *but
AA: NO I NEED HIS MOUTH TOO.
TA: i'll als0 keep that in tact
TA: th0ugh i mean like if i kn0cked 0ut his teeth it w0uld pr0bably be an impr0vement
TA: and revenge
TA: but i digress
AA: HE NO USE TEETH.
AA: VERY GOOD FOR BEGINNER.
AA: I ASSUME MOST OF YOUR FLOOR ARE BEGINNERS.
AA: MAYBE EXCEPT YOUR MARYAM AND MAKARA AS THEY HAVE BEEN IN CONTINUOUS RELATIONS.
AA: I SUPPOSE THAT COUNTS YOUR PYROPE AS WELL.
TA: thank y0u f0r that v0te 0f c0nfidence in us all
TA: we havent all had e0ns t0 h00k up and bang each 0ther
AA: WHAT A PITY.
AA: LUCKILY, IVE HAD EONS TO HOOK UP WITH MY FRIENDS.
AA: AND YOURS.
AA: AND HUMANS.
AA: AND THE OCCASIONAL THING THAT WONDERS INTO THE DREAM BUBBLES.
TA: damara just s0 y0u kn0w
TA: the m0re y0u describe the incredibly dubi0us creatures y0uve fucked
TA: the less appealing y0ur n00k bec0mes
TA: i mean
TA: still really appealin
TA: but y0u get my p0int
AA: BUT IT IS THE ONLY NOOK YOURE GONNA GET, CAPTOR.
AA: DEAL WITH THE HAND YOUVE BEEN DEALT.
TA: i cant argue with that
TA: still d0nt wanna kn0w ab0ut the "things" y0uve banged
AA: THERE ARE DESPERATE TIMES IN EVERYONES LIFE.
TA: like when y0ure desperate en0ugh t0 fuck kk?
AA: HE'S NOT THE WORST.
TA: hes n0t the WORST but...
AA: HE IS NOT THE WORST.
AA: HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH CRONUS?
AA: NO?
AA: THEN BE QUIET.
TA: havent y0u slept with cr0nus
TA: because thats like
TA: a wh0le 0ther level 0f desperate
AA: CRONUS IS MY SHITTY KISMESIS.
AA: SO YES, I HAVE.
TA: why w0uld y0u let him int0 a quadrant
TA: an amp0ra
AA: I LIKED THE WAY HE CHOKED ME OUT.
AA: LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY.
TA: thats nice and but i really d0nt want any details ab0ut that
TA: ever
AA: YOU SURE?
AA: NO WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE ROYAL BULGE?
AA: AH WAIT.
AA: YOU GOT THE ROYALEST BULGE AT SOME POINT.
AA: MISS PEIXES.
AA: JUST WAIT TIL SLEEPING BEAUTY AWAKES.
TA: y0u kn0w what h0w ab0ut we just d0nt talk ab0ut the respective seadwellers we have 0r have had in 0ur quadrants
TA: what if we did that
TA: i think thatd be pretty c00l
AA: IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR AMPORAS FACE.
TA: thats disgusting
TA: i am physically gagging right n0w
TA: just at the th0ught 0f any0ne sexually t0uching amp0ra ever
AA: PRISSY BOYS ARE FUN.
AA: ESPECIALLY DOUCHEBAGS WHO NO BEEN TOUCHED.
AA: VERY SUBMISSIVE.
AA: MOST OF THE TIME.
TA: thats because theyre s0 desperate theyll d0 anything just s0 that they can pretend s0me0ne wants them
AA: I THINK SOMEONE MAY BE JEALOUS.
TA: 0f the hyp0thetical facesitting y0uve indirectly 0ffered amp0ra, wh0 is n0t even ar0und, awake, 0r available t0 y0u, when y0u literally just 0ffered t0 fuck me?
TA: yes i am just writhing with envy
AA: CONTAIN YOURSELF
TA: im trying really hard but damara
TA: its just s0 hard
AA: YOURE SMIRKING.
AA: I CAN TELL.
TA: 0h thank g0d i was afraid i wasnt making that 0bvi0us en0ugh
TA: but clearly y0u can read my facial expressi0n thr0ugh my text and i admire that.
AA: I ALSO READ BULGE SIZE THROUGH TEXT.
AA: I AM A MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLE.
TA: y0u are an incredibly talented tr0ll
TA: but d0nt ever say that again
AA: ARE YOU SCARED OF THE MAKARAS TOO?
AA: WHEN DID YOUR SESSION BECOME GRUBS AGAIN?
TA: im n0t scared 0f the makaras i just d0nt like them theyre freaky
TA: and i mean theyre als0 kind 0f murderers a little bit? s0 theres that
TA: but y0u kn0w whatever
TA: actually its n0t that big 0f a deal?
TA: im n0t sure why we all act like its the end 0f the w0rld
TA: seeing h0w m0st 0f us have murdered like. at least 0ne pers0n.
AA: MAKARA JUNIOR WAS JUST MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN OTHERS.
TA: i mean vriska literally murdered d0zens 0f tr0lls and fed them t0 her lusus 0n like a daily basis but shes s0rt 0f just eh t0 gamzee i guess
TA: and she murdered tavr0s
TA: and eridan killed feferi and alm0st me and alm0st kanaya but we all just laugh at him m0stly
TA: i think its the creepy cl0wn thing that gets t0 us
TA: hes just weird basically
TA: gives 0ff that vibe
AA: HE IS A GRUB.
AA: A GRUB THAT MANAGED TO WRIGGLE AWAY FROM HIS LEASH FOR TOO LONG.
AA: NOTHING TO FEAR.
TA: g00d t0 kn0w ill spread the w0rd
TA: im sure theyll all adapt t0 this news immediately
AA: HAS MAKARA AND VANTAS EVEN SPOKE TO EACH OTHER YET?
TA: i have n0 clue
TA: but i d0nt think s0
TA: i d0nt think gamzee has talked t0 many pe0ple
TA: i mean he fucked up equius i heard
AA: I HAVE SPOKEN TO HIM.
TA: which was funny
TA: and i guess hes talking t0 y0u and 0ther makara
TA: but thats s0rt 0f it
AA: HOW UNFORTUNATE.
TA: depends 0n wh0 y0u ask
TA: hes s0rt 0f a creep i d0nt especially wanna talk with him
AA: YOURE TELLING ME CLOWN PAINT DOESNT TURN YOU ON?
TA: that
TA: yes
TA: i am abs0lutely telling y0u that
AA: NICE
TA: are y0u telling me that cl0wn paint is sexually stimulating t0 y0u?
AA: SLOPPY GREASE PAINT ON MY NOOK IS THE BEST.
TA: see thats h0w y0u get infecti0ns
AA: SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE
TA: alright but d0nt c0me crying t0 me when y0ur n00k c0rr0des and falls 0ff
AA: NO I WILL CRY INTO THE NEAREST BOSOM.
TA: that s0unds like s0mething y0ud d0 actually
TA: and i wish y0u luck with it
TA: th0ugh itd be c00l if y0ur n00k didnt fall 0ff
AA: YES.
AA: YOU WOULD
AA: MISS IT
TA: i w0uld very much miss it
TA: th0ugh y0u w0uld still have a bulge and tits
TA: s0 still pretty nice
AA: MY TITS ARE SUPERB.
TA: yes they are
TA: well i mean
TA: i assume theyre b0th superb
TA: i 0nly have c0nfirmati0n f0r 0ne 0f them
TA: s0 in the very least y0u have 0ne nice tit
AA: THANK YOU.
AA: WE ARE ALMOST AT TWO.
AA: CONGRATS ON YOUR TWOS.
TA: i d0 l0ve my tw0s
TA: i think thats my fav0rite thing ab0ut tits
TA: there are tw0 0f them
AA: I LOVE YOUR TWOS.
TA: als0 ass cheeks there are tw0 0f th0se as well
AA: LITTLE SHOTA BOY IS GETTING EXCITED.
TA: i wish i had a witty c0meback t0 rebut that but i h0nestly have n0thing
AA: BECAUSE IT IS TRUE.
TA: i can neither c0nfirm n0r deny this
AA: I VERY EXCITE TO HEAR YOU EXCITED.
AA: SHOTA BOY MAY HAVE TO STRUGGLE TO FIND MY ROOM
AA: SO I MAY HELP.
TA: yeah i have n0 idea h0w t0 find it and id rather n0t accidentlly walk int0 s0me rand0ms r00m
TA: 0r a v0id
TA: which i guess is a thing n0w
AA: IS IT?
AA: COOL.
AA: I KNOW WHERE TO PUT CRONUS NOW.
TA: thats literally the best idea i have ever heard in my entire life
AA: IT SHOULD HAPPEN.
TA: i applaud y0u and enc0urage y0u t0 g0 thr0ugh with it
TA: seri0usly like
TA: i cant think 0f any p0ssible repercussi0ns
TA: and it impr0ves every0nes lives
TA: basically a win win all ar0und
AA: AND MY SEX LIFE.
TA: i mean im willing t0 bet y0ur sex life if g0nna d0 just fine n0 matter what the circumstances
TA: but yeah that t00
AA: MY SEX LIFE IS ALWAYS GREAT
AA: YOU ARE RIGHT
AA: I GET TONS OF ASS
TA: yeah yeah hurrah hurrah damara bangs pe0ple h0rray
TA: its all very nice
TA: super pr0ud 0f y0u champ
TA: y0u get like
TA: tw0 wh0le g0ld stars
TA: thats really special just s0 y0u kn0w
AA: TWOOOOOO
TA: yes
TA: tw0
TA: nice catch
AA: THANK YOU.
AA: I MUST GO BUG OTHERS.
AA: I WILL COME FIND YOU IF YOU CANNOT FIND ME.
AA: BYE.
TA: alright c00l i w0uld hate t0 miss 0ut 0n an 0pp0rtunity such as this
TA: bye
Cristina, you should take a break.
You really don't need to study that much.
[Jackson says as he stands behind her, gently massaging her shoulders while he kisses her cheek.]
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Cristina,
you haven't told me how your mum reacted when you told her about the pregnancy. Is she happy to become a grandmother?
Cristina, are you here?
[Jackson calls out as he walks into his apartment.]
