#chasing clowns

How to Spot undercover “Killer Clowns”#toomuchtimeontheirhands

Hi,

So, i’m listening to some Red Hot Chili Peppers and I let my playlist keep playing and eventually i’m brough to a video called Top 15 Scariest Clown Sightings Videos. It’s more funny than scary, but at any rate, I decided to use my super-profiling powers to help you identify the everyday identities of these dumbasses.

  This person could be sitting right across from you right now…

  Here’s a…