honestly i relate to the hair thing so much. i cut my hair short (you've seen it, now only the fringe is longer to make for the Ultimate Lesbian Experience) like two and a half years ago, and before that ive always had hair past my shoulders. because it's naturally REALLY fuckin THICK and curly, i had no means of taming it, no matter how hard i tried. no conditioner worked. NADA. my friend (the guy i've known for ten years) always called me hagrid because of it and i was like >:OOO

river,,,,, i saw your clothes haul on instagram and i have one thing to say: effervescent

hasdfhakhfsjd idk if its rude to point out but you tagged my latest ask as angelatwell and tbh im honored

i just ordered the most obnoxiously Lesbian pants (also tumblr is apparently having a goth phase and it's not at all beneficial for my eyes. is this what staff does instead of getting rid of literal fucking na/zis)

ALSO I JUST NOTICED we're both 'ri' now ashgfdsdfg

river? spectacular. astonishing. groundbreaking. i love it. i also changed my name, but because when i was accumulating my circle of friends, i was still using my legal one, so it would feel weird to ask all the people i hang around on the daily to call me a different one. maybe im only gonna ask my closest friends, but acquaintances and classmates would still use my old name, so im like '....meh'. i dont hate my legal name that much, so its fine either way

my male best friend: what's up fart lord *gets me in a chokehold and gives me a noogie* / my female best friend: *kisses my nose* i love you so much baby your boobs look great today

omg i totally forgot i can use my interactions with my best male friend as a reference... we've known each other for ten years (he calls me his little sister, even though im two months older than him) and our typical greeting is him hugging me and then slapping across the face. i always smack his ass as forcefully as i can when he passes me by, and a couple of days ago he didnt want to give me a sip of his soda, so i said to him "do you even love me, you fucker?" (he let me have a drink then)