#charming hook

Captain Charming Cursed AU:

Prince Charming and Captain Hook were fierce enemies in the Enchanted Forest, Hook had embraced his villain role and worked with other villains to dethrone the royals, Charming was once a farmer who had married above himself, a fierce fighter who was determined to the be hero his wife believed him to be. 

Then the curse struck. No one was spared, not even Hook who had been part of ensuring it happened.

Killian Jones owned a small fishing business in Storybrooke Maine, he had been friends with David since they were teenagers, they fell in love while in their twenties, they married. 

Together they live in a renovated lighthouse, David Jones owns a successful diner, the two adopted a pair of twins, Bailey and Caspian, life is normal and perfect. 

This is going be a list of characters who I think should have been a been a gay couple or people that I think have great chemistry.

Cogsworth & Lumiere (Beauty & the Beast)

These two spend the whole movie together, they act so much like a couple and it is sad that they weren’t a couple. They banter, they argue and even make up like a couple. Lumiere is a fun get loose type guy and Cogsworth is uptight and a stickler for the rules. So I think that both gentlemen’s personalities balance each other out. Ugh I will just pretend they are a couple. Not Lefou. Lumiere to me is bi and Cogsworth is gay.

Pleakley & Jumba (Lilo & Stitch)

Okay how can they not be a couple? They basically argue like a couple, they are referred to Uncle Jumba and Aunt Pleakley. If Pleakely was actually a female and had the same adventures with Jumba then these two would all ready be a couple. However since this is two guys apparently they can’t be a couple because children but as you can see in this pic Pleakely is a cross dresser. Ugh they are so close to being a couple that they should just be a couple.

Jax & Miles (Backstage)

Many of you may not know what Backstage well it is a show about kids who go to a liberal arts school, where people dance, sing and act. Now that you have a brief background on the show let’s talk about the ships! All the hetroships on Backstage are terrible with a few acceptions here and there. To me Jiles has by far the best chemistry and they had a great bond. Miles has a kidney condition and when he faint he calls Jax’s name but not Alya you know the girl he likes? I also adore the way that Miles and Jax are there for each other. The way Miles puts an arm around Jax when Jax is crying while because Jenna broke up with him, then again when Jax is having a face off with Kit about who is a better DJ. Of all the couples on the canon couples on the show this couple despite being non canon have really great chemistry. :)

Charming Hook

I might be in the minority here but I ship this more than Captain Swan. In my opinion these two had better chemistry than CS. I love their adventures together, and David’s line about “What Emma you think I am into Hook, I am a married man” (Something along those lines) Also on the topic of these two being gay every non canon queer couple had far better chemistry than all the canon straight couples. Ugh I am bitter.

Sirius and Remus (Harry Potter)

First off Remus Lupin is supposed to be a metaphor for a gay man with HIV/Aids. So why he was put in a straight relationship I have no idea. To me Sirius and Remus would make a great couple because they have been friends since childhood, they have seen the best and worst of each other and have been through a lot together. I also have a head canon that and I think most of us do that Sirius and Remus would raise Harry like a son and show him tricks they pulled and tell him stories about his parents. They could have been a great couple but of course JK Rowling won’t give any real respectful rep for gay characters and said Dumbledore was gay for brownie points. So I guess I will just headcanon them as gay.

I love that line. Charming is now Bi As far as I’m concerned. Because he just make it pretty clear his only objection to dating Hook is that he’s already married/in love with Snow.

I saw this: (Disclaimer: I DO NOT own those pics or gifs or songs.)

Then, my mind starts playing this:

Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

And imagine Killian saying that he wants to take a RIDE on David’s disco stick [You know what I mean, guys. ;)]