Heyyyyyy Ajax…. uh so I may or may not have ordered a bunch of launch editions for ddlc+ and a bunch of merch with it. Whaaaattt? i’m not obsessed or anything! What? Who said anything about obsessed! i’m not obsessed, YOUR obsessed ! (thank you)
Childe looks up, his blue eyes glistening in amusement as his lips curve up into a knowing smirk. He walks over to you, who is sitting in front of the gaming console with an embarrassed look. He bends down and wraps his arms around your shoulders, leaving you even more flustered.
"Oh, I'm obsessed, alright. Obsessed with you."
You shove him away and he only barks in laughter, sagging into the couch behind you. "So... you're not mad I used your credit card for it?"
"What?" he perks up in surprise. "Of course you used mine. Now the credit card company's gonna think I want a harem of 2d girls. You're sullying my name!"
You blink at him innocently. "You are that type of guy. So lame."
"Wow! I might just have to cancel the order now!"
Shaking your head exasperatedly, you beg him to stop. "No! Please! Not my merch! Okay fine, you win, you're not that type of guy. Because... because you're only my sugar daddy!"
"Damn right I am."


















