#charadinglizz

oh yeah its been awhile

Bid on Me by Stereksale7 (2/2 | 9,471 | NC17)

"Don't celebrate yet. I'm only bidding on him if no one else does. Which will never happen because everyone wants him." Derek said, smirk turning triumphant at Erica's exasperated expression.

"Oh come on Der-" Erica started to whine, but quickly cut herself off when the auctioneer (Derek was pretty sure he was the frat's president) called out "And one of our last auctions of the day, Stiles Stilinski!"

Derek's heart dropped to his stomach in anticipation, waiting for the moment where some hot busty blonde or some Calvin Klein model guy bid on Stiles and won.

Except. It never happened.

"Shit Der, are you magic or something? Does everything you predict turn out to be wrong? Quick, say 'Erica will not suddenly be handed a million dollars' out loud for me". Derek rolled his eyes and waved Erica off, watching as the auctioneer listed off qualities of Stiles, dropping the starting bid from $50 to $30 to $25, all the way down to $5.

Derek was drowning in secondhand embarrassment. And judging by Stiles's badly concealed hurt expression and pink cheeks, he was suffering from a whole lot of first hand embarrassment.

Starting At the End by Cobrilee (1/1 | 17,775 | NC17)

After graduating college and quitting his amateur porn gig to move back to Beacon Hills and join the Beacon Hills Sheriff's Office, Stiles discovers that the man he never quite left behind is now a... fan. Leave it to the two of them to start at the end.

I'll Make You Believe Again by gabby227 (6/? | 16,556 | NC17)

Stiles Stilinski doesn't do relationships. After several that ended badly, he just doesn't see the point anymore. But when Derek Hale bets Stiles that he can't go six months with sleeping with the same person monogamously without falling in love with them, Stiles jumps on that bet. After all, he lives for proving people wrong. However, can he really go the six months of the bet without falling in love with Derek, or will he fall in love anyway? 

Boyfriend Levels of Attention by Emela (1/1 | 3,623 | NC17)

“So,” Stiles says. “How do you want to do this?”

we have a ceo!derek tag here

Predatory Instinct by CelestialVoid (1/1 | 2,444 | NC17)

Derek is the CEO of a major incorporation based in Beacon Hills, so it seems highly likely that some days he comes home stressed and mad, but – thankfully – Stiles knows exactly what he wants and is more than happy to comply to his wishes.

CEO of His Dreams by Shippings_galore (1/1 | 3,675 | PG13)

Stiles works for Hale Industries, and gets premoted as Derek Hale's personal assistant. So what if Stiles was in love with that man? Derek could have two cents to his name and Stiles would still fall head over heals for him. He can deal with being with his dream guy. He can do it. He will not get swept away in all the madness that is Derek Hale.

Two Billion Baby by TheBabyPandaa (3/? | 6,120 | NC17)

"Derek Hale," Stiles instantly realizes who he was, looking back up at Chris with a disbelief look on his face. "He wants me to murder Derek Hale? Why?"

Stiles is an international assassin. The mafia manages to get their hands on him, threatening his family unless he does a job for them. The job? Kill successful businessman Derek Hale.

Snacks From Up Above by Morgana, Winchesterek (6/6 | 81,146 | NC17)

Stiles works as an IT guy at Hale Enterprises and for the last six months, he’s been called upstairs to fix some kind of computer problem for Derek Hale at least four times a week. And two of those four times, Mr Hale has either hit on him or asked him out. But Stiles knows better than to date his boss and Mr Hale is the absolute worst at flirting.

So learning that Mr Hale is a single father to an adorable four-year-old girl who wants Stiles to attend her dance recital shouldn't change things at all, right?

And on top of that, a mysterious cup has been lowered down through a hole in the ceiling right above Stiles’ desk, delivering treats directly to him. Stiles declares them to be his Cup Person and they seem to know just what he likes.

no problem friend!

Façades of Peace by andavs (3/3 | 73,341 | PG13)

“A Ger—there’s a Nazi werewolf in Beacon Hills?” Stiles was yelling now, he couldn’t help it, because what the ever loving fuck was their lives. “A Nazi were—an alpha Nazi werewolf.”

Old Houses by words_reign_here (20/20 | 66,892 | NC17)

Written from a prompt I found on tumblr you can find here.

Basically, a 21 Jump Street meets Teen Wolf meets shadowy government agency.

big brother stiles by i_like_dragons (3/3 | 58,582 | PG13)

stiles didn’t mind taking care of 5 teenagers, sure it was… weird, but he didn’t mind it. they needed someone, and he liked helping them, so why not?

One life stand by Vendelin (6/6 | 84,278 | NC17)

Stiles is used to selling himself to make ends meet. But it’s getting harder to keep those ends meeting, and there’s only so much of Stiles to go around. Until a too-fancy car shows up in his neighborhood, and he meets Derek Hale.

All Derek wants is Stiles’s time, someone to stay on his arm for events and smile for the cameras. It’s the easiest job Stiles has ever had, the best-paying one he’s ever had, and he’s more than happy to sign up.

Derek is everything and nothing Stiles expects him to be, with his tailored suits, sharp mind and his quiet way of caring. But it’s just a job and Stiles never meant to fall in love.

The Payoff Pitch by Leslie_Knope (12/12 | 83,974 | NC17)

Derek is on the cusp of his second season with the LA Dodgers, and as the reigning runner-up Rookie of the Year, the pressure’s on him to become the team’s star pitcher and lead them to the playoffs for the first time in five years. He’s trying to deal with the burden of expectations and really has zero desire to spend any extra time or energy on anything that isn’t baseball.

But then he meets Stiles.

Coming Home by ThisIsMyTherapy (23/23 | 69,525 | NR)

Derek leaves Beacon Hills and Stiles behind to search for forgiveness and peace. Four years later he returns with his sister Cora to rebuild their childhood home and create a new life for themselves. We learn how Stiles was affected by Derek leaving, what Derek has been doing the past four years, and that while Derek had the opportunity to heal, Stiles wasn’t so lucky.