#chaoticcouple

Tony: in his head If you touch that portal lever I swear— Strange: in his head Perhaps if you labeled your equipment like a sane person— Tony: IT’S NOT A LEVER Strange: YOU NAMED IT THE “WHOOSH HANDLE” Tony: I WAS FIVE HOURS INTO A SLEEPOVER WITH THE HULKBUSTER Clint: walking in Why is it silent? Nat: They’re yelling at each other telepathically again. Clint: How do you know? Nat: Tony’s eye is twitching in Morse code.