#chaotic post

And now they're ALL in a time loop.

They all made the EXACT same wish.

The same wish that gets normal Siffrin stuck

Nobody tells each other their wishes.

Also, maybe they don't realize it at first?

That EVERYONE is in a time loop. But they definitely do soon enough.

The king gets fucking nuked when they get to him. Because they're all looping, and gaining levels in the loops. He never stood a chance.

(Spoilers for Secret Boss below)

INTROVERTS UNITE!!!

HELLO TUMBLR! NEW MUSIC? NEW MUSIC! (I don't know where this chaotic energy is coming from, I'm so sorry).

Haven't uploaded music in a while, but here's a song I wrote recently. I uploaded a really bad horrible one-take-whatever-it's-good-enough piano demo last week, so here's a slightly better version. If you're an introvert who has so much going on in their little world, but you're too scared to show that world to everyone else even though you desperately want to be known and understood, here's your song!!!

Did Kairi think that Aqua was a pirate?

HEAR ME OUT! Replaying KH1, I came to the part where Kairi is making something( later in BBS, we find out that it's called a wayfinder). She tells Sora about how it's something that sailors/pirates use to make. Now... Aqua was the one that showed Kairi and explained what it was.

“I want a gecko because they always look like they have 0 brain activity.”

“Barney slipped off a truck. He broke his bottom. His bottom is gone.”

“We’re going to turtle down, stick our anuses in the air and start blasting him.”

“You can fight to the death in Animal Crossing??”

“Look at the schnozer one this guy, oh my lord.”

01 (chaotic)

This mess features the OC/MC of @fellulahh (Victoria) and me (Johanna), just some random things I‘m writing for Lullahh because she’s my precious

The Duo once wanted to get Lucifer to rest some more, so they made a list with ideas of how to achieve their goal honorable mentions include: ask seduce Diavolo and get him to lessen Lucifer’s workload, curse his pen to not work after a certain hour and mix sleeping pills into his coffee. Lucifer found the list and was not happy.

They once found Mammon trying to steal tampons from their bathroom. Asmo mentioned where tampons go, but not their specific use and Mammon thought the naughty human things will sell for a lot of Grimm. Johanna laughed so hard she got hiccups from watching Mammon’s face when Victoria explained Periods to him.

Pokemon Battles are banned in the house of Lamentation, because of Levi and Johanna. You think his reaction in the TSL competition was bad? Johanna whooped his ass with the most random Pokemon team ever, boy couldn’t even come up with a strategy he lost his shit so bad he broke her Switch and had to be stopped by the other brothers. Once he calmed down he got her a customized switch.

They flustered the boys when they were in the living room discussing their underwear shopping, turns out bra shopping is as frustrating in Devildom as it is in the human realm. Asmo however happily offered his help and professional opinion. (Also once they noticed how the boys blush and try to seem like they‘re not listening, the girls don’t even try to have these conversations in their room anymore).

Victoria and Diavolo? Match made in Devildom. Powercouple. Big chaotic energy. They got everyone drunk and held a Karaoke-competition at the palace. Legends are told about how the human girls that brought the avatars of sin to tears while singing toxic. Levi may or may not have fallen in Love with Johanna when she sang the Pokemon themesong with him.

Diavolo and Victoria have bet on which brother makes a move on Johanna first/who she ends up with. They also added Simeon and Solomon after Barbatos mentioned endless possibilities and timelines, he is, however not allowed to participate (because of his time-vision they consider it cheating and because they actually included him. Barbatos is unaware of this). I swear it’s one of their inside-running-jokes.

Johanna doesn’t know either, would probably think it’s funny.

The brothers once „lost“ the girls when Lucifer was discussing business with Diavolo at the palace. They checked the whole house aside from the catacombs downstairs as they are all afraid of Cerberus. They had to call for Lucifer to come home who yelled at them „THEY COULD BE DEAD BECAUSE NONE OF YOU DARED TO CHECK DOWNSTAIRS“, ended up finding the girls playing with Cerberus.

Cerberus followed them around for a while after that. He started whimpering when he had to wait in front of the bathroom (you know when pets just have to follow you?) because this big puppy didn’t fit through the door. Lucifer also had to stop them from riding Cerberus into battle to RAD. „He‘s not a Horse!“ - „Do you have Horses in Devildom? Do you have Unicorns? No, wait, CAN WE HAVE A DRAGON?“ - „NO!“