#chanoch

Headshot!!1!!11 [old art]

20:00

Kheiran floated like a very small rock and stung like a fish slap.

20:01

Kheiran tried cracking his knuckles to intimidate Chanoch, only to end up hurting himself.

20:02

Chanoch got punched so hard he saw dots before his eyes. He then connected them to make a smiley face. Neat.

20:02

Something in the clouds roared, 'Kick.'

Inspired by the voice of his god, Chanoch severely thrashed his enemy.

Chanoch slapped Kheiran around a bit with a large trout.

20:03

A voice came from somewhere above, 'Punch.'

Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding, 'Kick.' ☣

Obeying the order sent from above, Kheiran gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.

Using the “wax on, wax off” technique, Kheiran removes the opponent's eyebrow. Chanoch screeches in pain and embarrassment.

20:04

A booming voice from above said, 'Strike.'

A voice came from somewhere above, 'Defend.' ☣

Chanoch tried to perform a telepathic attack, but Kheiran managed to put on his tinfoil cap in time.

20:04

Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding, 'Punch.'

A voice from the clouds suddenly said, 'Punch.' ☣

Kheiran began reciting a poem he wrote. Chanoch felt horrified, and clamped his hands over his ears.

20:05

The Meta painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arched down to his servant. Kheiran wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy got stronger.

Something in the clouds roared, 'Kick.'

A booming voice from above said, 'Defend.' ☣

Chanoch challenged Kheiran to a sun staring contest. Both heroes got severely blinded.

20:06

Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding, 'Smite.'

Obeying the order sent from above, Chanoch gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.

A voice from the clouds suddenly said, 'Kick.' ☣

Inspired by the voice of his goddess, Kheiran gives his enemy a very hard time. Chanoch whimpers and offers a short prayer to his deity.

Kheiran shouted “In the name of Asheechaos!” and gave his enemy a good smack.

20:06

Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Chanoch. Kheiran cried in jealous pain.

Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding, 'Smash.'

Chanoch told the funniest joke in the world. Kheiran cracked a rib laughing.

20:07

A booming voice from above said, 'Hit.'

Kheiran grinned with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his goddess closed his wounds before Chanoch's eyes.

Kheiran threatens to tell his life story in blank verse. Chanoch sinks to his knees, begging for mercy.

20:08

Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding, 'Attack.'

Chanoch yelled so loudly that he frightened himself and skipped his turn.

20:08

A voice from the clouds suddenly said, 'Crush.'

Under instruction from above, Chanoch attacked the enemy with his full strength, instead of the token effort he'd been putting in so far. Kheiran was injured out of sheer surprise.

Something in the clouds roared, 'Kick.' ☣

Kheiran performed up, left, circle, square. Chanoch burst into flames.

20:09

A voice came from somewhere above, 'Smite.'

Inspired by the voice of his god, Chanoch gives his enemy a very hard time. Kheiran whimpers and offers a short prayer to his deity.

A voice from the clouds suddenly said, 'Smite.' ☣

Chanoch distracted his opponent by showing him a fig and then suddenly grabbed his nose with his other hand.

20:10

Chanoch felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.

Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding, 'Smash.'

Inspired by the voice of his god, Chanoch gives his enemy a very hard time. Kheiran whimpers and offers a short prayer to his deity.

Chanoch suddenly felt better. Kheiran muttered mean things about his imprecise mistress.

Kheiran tries to take control over the enemy's mind. Chanoch snorts with contempt and sets his headpiece straight.

20:10

It seems like GabrielJibril and Chanoch are about to have a fight in their imaginations.

18:47

GabrielJibril knocked her opponent off his feet, but Chanoch managed to grab the offender and pull her down at the last moment.

18:48

Chanoch performed a three-hit combo in only two moves. Wow, he's good!

18:48

GabrielJibril poised a cryptic riddle. Chanoch tripped over his own feet while being deep in thought.

18:49

A booming voice from above said, 'Punch.'

Inspired by the voice of his god, Chanoch gives his enemy a very hard time. GabrielJibril whimpers and offers a short prayer to her deity.

Chanoch whispered a rumor about GabrielJibril to someone in the stands. GabrielJibril stomped her foot in frustration and broke her heel.

18:50

A voice from the clouds suddenly said, 'Kick.' ☣

Feeling the presence of her goddess, GabrielJibril rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.

Chanoch begged for a break, so GabrielJibril broke his nose.

18:50

Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding, 'Heal.'

Chanoch raised his arms, and called on the fearsome power of his god. There was an awkward pause while nothing was happening.

18:51

Something in the clouds roared, 'Smite.'

A voice from the clouds suddenly said, 'Restore.' ☣

GabrielJibril fights like a dairy farmer, which is appropriate since Chanoch fights like a cow.

18:52

Chanoch observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. The Meta is on the watch!

A voice came from somewhere above, 'Fight.' ☣

GabrielJibril rubbed some salt onto Chanoch's wounds.

18:52

Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding, 'Kick.'

Something in the clouds roared, 'Heal.' ☣

While GabrielJibril was fixing a spelling error in her diary, Chanoch crept up from behind and whacked her over the head.

18:53

GabrielJibril felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.

GabrielJibril threw a good jab. Chanoch got a brand new shiner.

18:54

A booming voice from above said, 'Heal.'

A voice came from somewhere above, 'Punch.' ☣

Feeling the presence of her goddess, GabrielJibril rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.

Chanoch landed an unobtrusive kick with his left foot into GabrielJibril's right ear, knocking her to the ground into an upside-down butterfly pose.

18:54

A swarm of butterflies swoops down on the battlefield and surrounds GabrielJibril. The breeze stirring from their wings refreshes the heroine and heals her wounds. Lightningnymph is feeling tranquil today.

GabrielJibril inflicted serious damage with her sharp sense of humor.

18:55

Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Chanoch. GabrielJibril cried in jealous pain.

A voice came from somewhere above, 'Heal.'

Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding, 'Fight.' ☣

Chanoch glanced at his watch and tried not to look bored. GabrielJibril's feelings were hurt.

18:56

A voice from the clouds suddenly said, 'Punch.'

GabrielJibril struck as hard as she could. Chanoch fell head over heels for her.

18:56

A sudden shower of healing water from heaven cured both competitors. The Meta is not sparing himself.

Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding, 'Kick.' ☣

Chanoch was showing off some backflips. GabrielJibril got jealous, decided to have a go and landed on her head.

18:57

A booming voice from above said, 'Puch.'

GabrielJibril told the funniest joke in the world. Chanoch cracked a rib laughing.

18:58

Something in the clouds roared, 'Destroy.'

Chanoch gave GabrielJibril a look that could kill, but it only hurt her a little.

18:58

Chanoch observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. The Meta is on the watch!

A voice came from somewhere above, 'Punch.' ☣

Unsure of what to do next, GabrielJibril took a moment to ask herself, “What would my goddess do?”, before deciding to wander off and play a multiplayer game parody for a bit.

18:59

A voice from the clouds suddenly said, 'Strike.'

A booming voice from above said, 'Fight.' ☣

Chanoch struck as hard as he could. GabrielJibril fell head over heels for him.

19:00

GabrielJibril pointed and yelled “Look! A distraction!” When Chanoch turned around, GabrielJibril hit him over the head with her weapon.

19:00

Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding, 'Fight.' ☣

Chanoch threw a punch. GabrielJibril caught it with her face.

19:01

Something in the clouds roared, 'Kick.' ☣

GabrielJibril handed her foe a jar of pickles, complaining it was too hard to open. Chanoch's thumb was sprained, resulting in minor damage.

19:02

A voice from the clouds suddenly said, 'Defend.' ☣

Chanoch stamped on his opponent's big toe and caused GabrielJibril to angrily hop on one foot.

19:02

A booming voice from above said, 'Battle.' ☣

GabrielJibril struck a glancing blow. Chanoch dropped to the ground and feigned death.

19:03

Lightningnymph painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arched down to her servant. Chanoch wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy got stronger.

A blow, another blow! GabrielJibril felt her head go flat.

19:04

A voice came from somewhere above, 'Destroy.' ☣

GabrielJibril took a hat in her hands and suddenly slammed it down on her enemy's head.

19:05

Chanoch told the funniest joke in the world. GabrielJibril cracked a rib laughing.

19:05

Chanoch dared GabrielJibril to attack and try her best. GabrielJibril dutifully complied and gave her opponent a severe concussion.

19:06