#chainsaw lollipop

EEK I FINALLY FINISHED THIS. i did actually finish this last night but i passed out before i could post it🥹 BUT YAH!! i had this art idea of nedbo for awhile i finally wanted to do it.. ITS. certainly cheesy i know…but its okay im having a blastIM FROLICKING 🤑🤑🤑

John 117 / The Master Chief

﹒I need a weapon﹒

﹒Relax. I'd rather not piss this thing off.﹒

﹒Does he usually mention me?﹒

﹒Can you tell me where we are exactly?﹒

﹒Lucky me. Do you still have it?﹒

﹒Don't get any funny ideas.﹒

﹒Something tells me I'm not gonna like this.﹒

﹒That's not going to happen.﹒

﹒Slow down. You're losing me.﹒

﹒Why did you wake me?﹒

Leon S. Kennedy

﹒Look! If you wanna live, then you have to leave with me!﹒

﹒Is it just me, or does everybody always ignore what I say?﹒

﹒This is not how I imagined my first day.﹒

﹒HOW MANY LIVES DOES THIS GUY HAVE?!?﹒

﹒I'm sure you boys didn't just tag along so we can sing Kumbaya together at some boy scout bonfire . Then again, maybe you did.﹒

﹒Where's everyone going? Bingo?﹒

﹒Now that's what I call backup.﹒

﹒If I could just forget what happened that night- the pain, even for a second. This time, it can be different. It has to.﹒

﹒You know, those things will kill you.﹒

﹒Give my regards to your god.﹒

Nathan Drake

﹒Oh man, I’m so tired of climbing shit.﹒

﹒But on the bright side, there's no one around to tell me I'm an idiot.﹒

﹒That's my blood, that's a lot of my blood…﹒

﹒Yeah, good luck pal, that's almost impossible to- oh, you did it. Nice.﹒

﹒What happened to you two? We've been trying to reach you for over 24 hours.﹒

﹒Hehe… keep smiling, asshole. I'll see you soon.﹒

﹒Man only interested in the climax. You must be a real hit with the ladies.﹒

﹒Is that it? Is that my deal? Die now, or help you, and die later. It's a tough call, but you know what? I'll take "die now."﹒

﹒I love the smell of propane in the morning.﹒

﹒Look, I get it, you don't like me very much…﹒

Lara Croft

﹒I woke up this morning and I just hated everything.﹒

﹒If you cross me, we may not be able to remain friends.﹒

﹒Right, so… Pretty much touch anything, and you get your head chopped off.﹒

﹒But time was stolen from us and it's not fair.﹒

﹒Yes, well, I've always found your ignorance quite amusing.﹒

﹒So, what are you? Good guy or bad guy? 'Cause you're working for some very bad people. So what am I supposed to think?﹒

﹒So you think all this talking is just holding me up?﹒

﹒Make sense right this second or I swear I'll execute you where you stand!﹒

﹒From this moment, your every breath is a gift from me.﹒

﹒I'm sorry. If I knew you were alive, I would have done anything I could to save you.﹒

Zagreus

﹒I'm leaving. Try and stop me.﹒

﹒Now let's be reasonable. no …?﹒

﹒You kill me, I kill you.﹒

﹒Hear me, on my authority.﹒

﹒Who or what is that …?﹒

﹒Punishment has its perks.﹒

﹒Don't think that's going to work!﹒

﹒Let me guess… Murder?﹒

﹒Thank you for, well, everything.﹒

﹒Are you finished? Let's get this started, I've come a long way.﹒

Lee Everett

﹒Are you dead? Hey! Are you dead?!﹒

﹒You want to get violent, you old fuck?! Well, come on! You better have a plan to kill me, though, because it's me, before anyone else in here!﹒

﹒I, uh… I ki… I got into a fight once. And it ended really badly.﹒

﹒You threatening me? Because you're not gonna like how that goes. Put the fucking gun down before you really make me mad﹒

﹒Put the gun down, bitch!﹒

﹒I was angry, and I was scared. But I did the wrong thing. You should never kill anybody unless you absolutely have to, okay?﹒

﹒I need to tell you now 'cause I don't want you to hear it any other way.﹒

﹒You're acting like nothing's wrong and somebody's gotta knock some sense into you.﹒

﹒I've had your back! Don't make me fucking regret it!﹒

﹒What you're goin' through now is hell on earth and you need your friends.﹒

Juliet Starling

﹒Aw, your simple innocence is one of the most attractive things about you!﹒

﹒You're like a kitten! A kitten that doesn't speak Japanese!﹒

﹒I don't know. We could take a skin sample and put it in a Petri dish and use magic to GROW a baby!﹒

﹒What if you flew up in a helicopter over a horde of zombies and you saw they were standing in the shape of a smiley face emoticon?! OH MY GOD I WOULD LOVE THAT!﹒

﹒Check check, one, two, three: It's party time, motherfuckers!﹒

﹒Hey perv! Don't be looking up my skirt!﹒

﹒Welcome to my bedroom… Don't think me letting you in here, is any invitation for any funny stuff. Not that I have a problem with funny stuff…﹒

﹒Seriously dude, what the hell? Ooomph! Ugh! And on my birthday too?! Like I'm not already late enough…!﹒

﹒When I practice this alone in my room I do it naked and get less wind resistance!﹒

﹒You're being SO SELFISH, I mean-- Hey, look, a bird!﹒

V

﹒No, don't wanna promise you a thing. Don't have to. You'll see. We'll have a home. We'll be home soon.﹒

﹒To our dreams. For they alone keep us sane.﹒

﹒I just want the world to know I was here. That I mattered.﹒

﹒It's always changin', always surprisin'. Part of its charm.﹒

﹒When you go to war as a boy, you have a great illusion of immortality. Other people get killed, not you… Then, when you are badly wounded the first time, you lose that illusion.﹒

﹒That if I were an animal, I'd totally be a dog. Because I'm cute, loyal and love to lick eeeeeverything﹒

﹒You guys aren't exactly great at rollin' out the welcome mat for outsiders.﹒

﹒Seriously? Term I was lookin' for was "chaotic clusterfuck".﹒

﹒You're either somebody or you fizzle out into nothin'.﹒

﹒Guess even pneumatic arms can't lift morale in a toxic workplace.﹒

Joel Miller

﹒I struggled for a long time with surviving. But no matter what, you keep finding something to fight for.﹒

﹒It's called luck, and it is gonna run out.﹒

﹒Just so we are clear about back then… It was either him or me.﹒

﹒If somehow the lord gave me a second chance at that moment, I would do it all over again﹒

﹒Lyin' on the couch watchin' Sunday football. That… greasy smell of a downtown hot dog. 4th of July, family barbeques. The sound of a plane flying overhead. Just one peaceful night; a clean conscience–all gone…﹒

﹒I know you wish things were different, I wish things were different, but they ain't.﹒

﹒You have no idea what loss is.﹒

﹒You sacrifice the few to save the many.﹒

﹒What is the downside to eating a clock? It's time-consuming.﹒

﹒Why don't you just say whatever speech you've got rehearsed and get this over with.﹒

Isaac Clarke

﹒Stick around, I'm full of bad ideas.﹒

﹒Your lack of confidence in me is duly noted.﹒

﹒I turned my back on the world because I was afraid of what needed to be done... I'm not afraid anymore.﹒

﹒Whoa. Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop, STOP!﹒

﹒Hey, take it easy! I - I'm not gonna hurt you.﹒

﹒Hey, I can help you. Besides, we have a better chance if we stick together. Don't you agree?﹒

﹒COME ON THEN! 'CAUSE THIS IS ALL I GOT LEFT!!!﹒

﹒Because you were my everything. And if I let you go, I've got nothing left.﹒

﹒Hey, I paid my dues! Or don't you think I'm fucked up enough already?﹒

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꒰ঌ ໒꒱ Serenity loves Julite Starling! Shes so funny

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