CHAPTER 83: Achtung Attitude â Part 1
The wind blows over the Santa Monica Mountains. A young woman with a deep tan kneels at the edge of a certain precipice. Before here, standing firm, a middle-aged man in a dark suit prepares to attack. The distant skyline of Los Angeles illuminates them both.
Illuminated. Light. Shine. Bright. Radiate. Glow. Sparkle.
These words race through Shizukaâs head as she prepares her final move, drawing on the essence of light itself. But there is no more time. Sheâs already in All-Killâs, in LONELY BOYâs range. But with LONELY BOYâs power diminished by her enemyâs lack of control, there would be no tremendous final strike, but rather, a slow, torturous end by countless light punches. In desperation, she forces a chuckle out of her throat through the blood that stains her teeth.
âYou⌠You didnât think⌠I would really just annoy you to death, did you?â she says, âI mean, I was hoping that might work, but I⌠I didnât count on itâŚâ
âYouâre still talking,â All-Kill blithely remarks.
âI set⌠all this up! To bring you hereâŚ! To bring you right here. Wanna knâŚ!â she suddenly gasps, but endures the pain that struck her and desperately continues. âYou wanna know why?â
LONELY BOYâs hand curls into a fist. âWhy not? Whatever makes you happy, before you die.â The man in black wears a cruel smile.
Summoning all the courage she has, Shizuka stridently points outward, beyond the cliffâs edge and over the mountains, at the glittering LA skyline. âYou see that, Mr. Seo? That⌠That thing you want so badly? The city you want to control? The City of Angels⌠WellâŚâ She draws her finger back to point straight at All-Kill and declares, âThat city⌠is going to help me kill you tonight!!â
âHmm?â All-Kill replies. He doesnât move as Shizukaâs Stand manifests from her being.Â
In that instant, dozens of impossible triangles form. All-Kill scrutinizes them as they begin to spin, quickly rotating fast enough to appear as pinwheels. From within them, blinding lights form. At last, Shizuka calls her Standâs nameâŚ
âACHTUNG BABY!!! ULTRA VIOLET OVERDRIVE!!!â
Like a special effects display at a music festival, compressed beams burst from the spinning triangles, searing the air and filling the place with the scent of ozone. Every last beam aims at All-Kill from every direction. As has happened many times in her adventure, Shizukaâs perception of time slows to a crawl. Slow enough to perceive the lasers converge on her enemy. Within a fraction of a second, they are six inches from his bodyâŚ
⌠then they stop dead. As soon as the lasers had fired, the Stand of the man in black was already in motion, sweeping the area around its master. With that alone, the beams are stopped in place, not one reaching their mark. The triangles continue to spin, as if attempting to push their respective beams further, but itâs no use. The lasers slam against nothing at all. An invisible, impenetrable fortress of nothing.
âSo⌠Was this it?â All-Kill asks, gesturing to the frozen beams. âWas this your big plan? That first laser in the kitchen didnât work, so you thought⌠âMore should do the trickâ?â
Shizuka gasps, releasing a held breath. Blood drips from her nose and ACHTUNG BABY vanishes. The impossible triangles fade with it, but the lights frozen by LONELY BOY remain. All-Kill slips past them and steps closer to stand directly over her.
âThis is⌠just⌠disappointing,â he exclaims. âSo⌠anticlimactic. Maybe itâs a good thing you refused to join me, if in the end, you turn out to be this pathetic.â Slowly, he reaches down and takes a handful of the young womanâs hair in his left hand and drags her off her knees. She groans, arms limp at her sides, the toes of her shoes scraping the ground.Â
âYou thought youâd be the one to kill me?â All-Kill sneers, readying LONELY BOY with its fist raised at his side. âIt wasnât you that defeated my family, it was your friends and that treacherous mother of yours. You never achieved anything yourself. You were just luckyâŚ!â
Suddenly, blood spills from his nose. It doesnât burst out as though heâd been struck, but flows out, as if a dam in his nasal cavity had cracked. It pours over his lips and down his chin. In surprise, he releases Shizukaâs hair to dab at it and inspect his stained fingers.
Something in his stomach churns and instinctively, he brings his hand to his mouth. But there is no stopping it. He wretches, his body twisting away from the cliff before the contents of his stomach come spewing out, soiling his hand and draining into the dirt. Then the pain makes itself known. He stumbles backwards, his eyes glazed and unfocused. His shaking legs collapse and he drops to one knee..
âM-MyâŚ! My headâŚ!! Itâs k-killing meâŚ! What⌠What is this?!!â he groans, pinching his temple with his remaining hand. In his feverish, afflicted state, he hears a similar retching sound. Straining, he looks to see Shizuka enduring the same ordeal as him, hunched over and puking her guts up. âYouâŚ! What? What have you done? What did you do to meâŚ?! Thereâs no way ACHTUNG BABY could do thisâŚ! All it can do is control light! It canâtâŚ! It canât do thisâŚ!!â
Shizuka rises to her knees shakily. She extends her hand and tries to click her fingers, but fails, her fingers not even strong enough to generate the right friction. âThatâs⌠the really clever part⌠I couldnât have done this without youâŚâ
âLight is in constant motion. Even when it strikes a solid object⌠it just bounces away in other directions. ACHTUNG BABY doesnât control light⌠All it does is manipulate the direction and the form it takes. It canât stop it. Not outside of unnatural conditions. But you can. You can freeze molecules in place, even light itself⌠I knew that I couldnât defeat you with any simple trick⌠the only way to stop you was to use your own power against youâŚ!!â
âWhat are you talking aboutâŚ?!!â All-Kill demands.
âAll lightâŚâ Shizuka hoarsely says, âAll photons carry trace amounts of⌠radiationâŚâ At this, her enemyâs eyes go wide, his predicament suddenly becoming clear. She swallows and goes on. âJust standing outside on a sunny day for too long⌠thatâs enough to give people melanomas and skin cancer⌠the light from the Sun travels millions of miles to get here, and its ultraviolet radiation is enough to do that⌠Do you understand nowâŚ? When you blocked my beams, all you did⌠was place yourself in a radiation fieldâŚ! I told you, didnât I?! Everything I did was to get you right here!!!â
All-Kill feels the sickness spread through his body. He groans, coughing up a gout of blood. Strands of hair fall from his scalp. When he rubs his head, his hand comes away with entire clumps of hair in his open palm. âBut⌠ButâŚâ he stammers, watching Shizuka suffer in the same way, âY-Youâre killing yourself too⌠Youâll die along with me!â
The girl smirks. âEverybody else⌠Theyâve made their sacrifices⌠All for my sake. Itâs time I did my part.â
âTsk!â is the only reply All-Kill can muster aloud, but his mind surges as he tries to figure out what to do now. But beneath his distressed strategizing, one train of thought rules. âConviction⌠Sheâs resolved to die by her own hand, so long as she takes me with her⌠Itâs her conviction that gives her strength⌠No! I wonât allow that! When this girl dies, she must feel regret! Regret for daring to cross me! I will erase that conviction!!!â
Finally, it came to him, as if popping out of a balloon. So obvious. âRadiationâŚâ he murmurs. âYouâre telling me⌠itâs the radiation in my body thatâs killing meâŚ?â
Shizuka doesnât answer.
All-Kill raises his voice. âWell⌠Thanks for telling me what to look for⌠BLACK KEYS!!â
With that command, LONELY BOY opens its palm, BLACK KEYS slotting out. The Stand plunges the KEYS into its masterâs side. With a simple turn, Shizuka watches as All-Kill shudders, then takes a deep breath as BLACK KEYS is pulled from his body. âHaaaaaaâŚâ he sighs. âA well-thought out gambit, Shizuka Joestar⌠But it looks like I remain one step ahead.â
Shizukaâs pupils jitter as All-Kill rises once again to his feet. He poses triumphantly, clearly still suffering, but not in the way he should be.
âJust like you, I had to take a risk myself, but I was able to come out on top⌠Iâve successfully shut down the radiation in my body. Now itâs nothing but harmless molecules bouncing around my body.â
He steps toward her, standing firm with the pain dulled in his cracked legs. A horrible, desperate madness fills his face. âI could wait now⌠I could wait for you to succumb and bleed to death from your injuries. Or I could just let the radiation in your body tear you apart. But Shizuka⌠Iâm through it. Iâm through with all of this.â
His brief, agonizing trek ends upon reaching her. Once again, he stands over her with terrible menace. Under her breath, her head hanging down, Shizuka whispers, âLooks like⌠itâs time for my last moveâŚâ
âIâm through with you,â All-Kill concludes. LONELY BOY descends, aiming its terrible fist at Shizukaâs skull. A few seconds remain before the end of everything. âITâS OVER⌠JOESTAR PRINCESS!!!!!!â
Shizuka moves with blinding, impossible speed and reaches up from her knees to bring her hand before All-Killâs face. She snaps her fingers.
LONELY BOYâs punch stops halfway. All-Kill grimaces, anticipating the new disturbing illusion to follow. With LONELY BOY on standby, he looks around in search of it, but finds nothing. âWhat did you do this timeâŚ?â he finally asks.
The young Joestar shifts her fingers before the gangsterâs face and points to the sky above him. All-Kill looks straight up and sees⌠a single puffy cloud, like out of a cartoon. Having appeared from nowhere, it hovers above them. LONELY BOY follows its masterâs gaze and fixates upon it. âWhatâs thatâŚ?â All-Kill mutters.
Shizuka chuckles weakly. âHehehe⌠My trump card.â
All-Killâs face turns down slowly, his face twisted with utter irritation and disappointment. He sighs, âěë
(Goodbye)... LONELY BOY!!!â Shizuka closes her eyes as LONELY BOY resumes its attack. Assured of his victory, All-Kill looks on with satisfaction.