#ch.74

Ch.74 of FtB is finally here! Enjoy!

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Every day when he was free, he played with the toddler Wen Yuan, son of Wen Qing’s cousin. He either let him hang on trees or buried him in the ground, fooling him that he’d grow faster if he was watered and bathed in sunlight. Then, he was scolded by Wen Qing again.

AHAHAHAH OMG WWX WOULD BE A TERRIBLE DAD, AND ALSO THE ONLY ONE I'D WANT TO BE THE FATHER OF MY CHILDREN

EDIT:

With how long Wen Yuan had been on the mountain for, Wei WuXian felt that they couldn’t lock a child in such a place to play with mud all the time, and so one day, when he was shopping down the mountain, he took him along as well.

He met Lan WangJi and they married and became parents. The end.

(I need this too much)

EDIT 2:

Hanging on his leg, Wen Yuan felt tired just a while later. His short arms were sore, so he let go to rest for a bit. Yet, in just a few moments, the rush of the people on the streets made him reel left and right, losing his sense of direction. 

No, n o, nO SOMEONE SAVE THE BABY-

EDIT 3:

As he spun around dizzily, he bumped into someone’s leg.

The person wore a pair of white, immaculate boots and was walking slowly to begin with. Having been bumped into, he immediately stopped.

Xhxhsnhsjx guYS IF THIS IS LAN WANGJI-

EDIT 4: IT'S HIM. IT'S REALLY HIM I CAN'T BELIEVE IT (no, wait, I can, this is fate of course). IT'S LAN WANGJI

Guys this is no coincidence, they are literally made for each other, look, theY EVEN HAD A SON

Turning around, though, he realized that Wen Yuan was gone. He almost turned pale, searching for the toddler all along the streets. Suddenly, he heard the wails of a child, and he immediately rushed over. 

Also, wwx panicking-parent version is gold

EDIT 5:

Lan WangJi, clothed in white and carrying Bichen on his back, stood frozen amid the crowd’s encirclement. He even seemed somewhat at a loss. When he took another look, Wei WuXian laughed so hard that he almost tripped over himself. A little kid sat collapsed before Lan WangJi’s feet, bawling his eyes out. Lan WangJi could neither stay nor leave, neither reach out nor talk to him. With a serious expression on his face, he seemed to be thinking about what to do.

OMG I'M LAUGHING SO HARD JUST LOOK AT HOW LOST IS LWJ OMG I FEEL SO SORRY FOR HIM

Pick up the baby, that would be an adorable sight esPECIALLY WITH WWX IN THE PICTURE I AM DEAD

EDIT 6:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG THEY THINK L A N W A N G J I IS T H E D A D OMG THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR MY POOR SOUL TO BEAR I AM GOING TO DIE AND FLY TO THE OTHER SIIIIIDE I MUST HAVE CALLED THOUSANDS TIIIIIMESSS

(look at wwx laughing his ass off, I am doomed, they are a family and no one is going to take that baby away from his parents)

EDIT 7:

Some showed their understanding, “Look at how young he is. First time being a dad, huh? Back then I was like this too. I didn’t know anything. He’ll get it after his wife bears him a few more. We all had to take our time…”

(He'Ll GeT iT aFtEr H i S w I f E b E a R s H i M a F e W m O r E, come on lwj what are you waiting for, get your wifey pregnantttt)

Some tried to comfort the child, “Good boy, don’t cry. Where’s your mom?”

(definitely chokes)

“Yeah, where’s the mom? The dad doesn’t do anything, so where’s his mom?”

YES LITTLE BABY W H E R E I S Y O U R M O M, DAD SEEMS A BIT LOST-

Guys I am alive every chapter more than before

EDIT 8:

Wei WuXian had already laughed to his death, [...]

I didn't know I was wwx

Lan WangJi looked up with force. The two’s eyes met with each other’s. Wei WuXian himself didn’t know why either, but he averted his gaze quickly.

(Ah, angst. I was starting to feel too giddy, it was strange.)

Hearing his voice, though, Wen Yuan got up at once. Dragging two long, flowing trails of tears behind him, he hung onto Wei Wuxian’s leg again.

The crowd went on, “Who is this? Where’s the mom? Just where on Earth is the mom? Which one is the dad anyways?”

(BoTh)

EDIT 9:

Hearing that his voice was no different from before, without any sense of hatred or enmity, Wei WuXian finally felt a part of him relax. He suddenly heard Lan WangJi speak up, “… The child?”

Wei WuXian’s mouth moved on its own as soon as his heart was settled, lying, “Mine.”

Lan WangJi’s brows twitched. 

Lwj has a tik that shows us when his killing intents manifest. Babe, don't worry, the child is wwx's, but also yours, so NO PROBLEMS AT ALL

EDIT 10:

An hour later, Wen Yuan finally stopped crying. He kept on feeling his pockets, stuffed full of the playthings that Lan WangJi bought for him. Seeing that his tears finally stopped, Lan WangJi seemed to be relieved. Yet, with a blushing face, Wen Yuan snuck over quietly and wrapped his arms around his leg.

Looking down, Lan WangJi saw the extra object on his leg, “…”

Wei WuXian laughed madly, “Hahahahaha! Lan Zhan, congratulations! He’s taken a liking to you! He hugs the leg of whoever he likes, and he never lets go.”

LOOK AT LWJ BEING A BETTER DAD THAN WWX

LOOK AT HOW CUTE WEN YUAN IS

EDIT 11 (omg I'm so bad at this):

With Wei WuXian dragging him and Wen Yuan clinging to his leg, Lan WangJi was finally shoved into a restaurant. Wei WuXian sat down in the private room, “Go ahead, order.”

FaMiLy DiNnEr

EDIT 12:

Seeing how he stuck to Lan WangJi and rubbed against him so that he couldn’t even have a sip of tea properly, Wei WuXian whistled and called out, “A-Yuan, come here.”

A-Yuan looked at Wei WuXian, who had just planted him in the soil like a radish two days ago. Then, he looked at Lan WangJi, who just now bought him the big pile of toys. He didn’t shift at all, and on his face was written the large word, ‘No.’