#ch ed

“Speaking of eccentrics, you’ll like our Head of house, Professor Filius Flitwick. People often underestimate him, because he’s really tiny (we think he’s part elf, but we’ve never been rude enough to ask) and he’s got a squeaky voice, but he’s the best and most knowledgeable Charms master alive in the world today.”

“I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.”

“If you were any slower, you’d be going backwards.”

“I was and am the Dark Lord’s most loyal servant. I learned the Dark Arts from him, and I know spells of such power that you, pathetic little boy, can never hope to compete!“

“Actually, I’m highly logical, which allows me to look past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook.”

“Always the tone of surprise…”

“She’s as much a fairy princess as I am.”

“And from now on, I don’t care if my tea leaves spell die, Ron, die — I’m just chucking them in the bin where they belong.”