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Edward: I only said it’d be better if we weren’t friends, not that I didn’t want to be
Bella: What does that mean?
Edward: It means if you were smart, you’d stay away from me.
Forks High School student also at the salad bar: Could you guys please, like, have this conversation somewhere that’s not directly in front of the olives
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Me: I’m gonna have a good day :)
My brain: Imagine Charlie Swan eating berry cobbler by himself every Thursday
Me:
Never mind
Everyone who listened to the New Moon soundtrack nonstop in 2009 is a Hozier fan now, I don’t make the rules
Me adding laundry detergent to the washing machine:
Don’t drink it!
It’s for the pants
Wait, I’m sorry if we’ve already been over this, but Debussy lived until 1918 so he was still alive during Edward’s human life which means that Edward going buckwild for Clair de Lune wasn’t necessarily some deep appreciation for classical music but was actually like,,,stan behavior??? Edward Anthony Masen Jr. wandering the streets of Chicago starting arguments like, “yeah Sousa has some bops, but Debussy outsold PERIODT”
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Brb gonna buy a gazebo so I can dance in it and cry while wearing a prom dress and cardigan
Leah Clearwater bursts through the door of Newton’s Olympic Outfitters on a mission to find some new sneakers after accidentally phasing out of her last pair. She turns the aisle and sees him standing idly with a mop. Suddenly the world stops. It’s as if her whole existence is teetering upon one of the crispily-gelled spikes in his sandy hair. It’s as though the answer to all her questions, hopes, fears, and wishes has just appeared in front of her in human form. He looks back at her, curiosity in his eyes, and Leah realizes he’s searching her for an answer of his own. He opens his mouth and it feels like an eternity passes as she waits to hear the sweet voice of this new and powerful force that seems to be tethering her in place. The archangel in cargo pants smiles as he calls out to her:
“How you liking the rain, girl?”
Part II Here
LOVE that Stephenie Meyer said ohh :) was today supposed to be about your star war? your cute spaceship film :) your spooky alien movie :) ??? was that today??? :) here comes a new installment in the most beloved franchise of all time :) say hi to spock for me xo
