Side Note: Omg, super embarrassing, but the only Wolverine I’ve ever seen is from the Deadpool & Wolverine movie, Wolverine Days of the Past, and X-Men Origins Wolverine, X-Men: Apocalypse so he might be extremely out of character or seem a bit bland :(
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CG Deadpool and Wolverine w/ Middlespace Regressor
☠️ I think they’re both really good CG/Babysitters <3
🐺 This is mostly due to the fact that Deadpool could be a great CG! … But most of the time CG’s don’t let you eat an entire box of dinosaur chicken nuggets, and how could Wade ever stop you from your dreams?
☠️ Where’s Logan in all of this? Also eating an entire thing of dinosaur chicken nuggets, you are not alone in this dream of yours
🐺 Both are good with middlespace regressors!! Not small enough for needing them for everything, but not exactly big enough to be on your own
☠️ Starting off, rules in the house are a bit iffy
🐺 Both are more focused on the fact that your okay than the fact you go to bed at a decent time, so as long as your not hurting yourself, you can get away with a lot of things 👀
☠️ Plus you're bigger! You can totally handle a few more cooler things than littler regressors can
🐺 A good example is cursing! Wade will attempt, very hard, to keep his foul words zipped … But a small frick here or there? Aren’t you two so cool together? 😎
☠️ You know what they would love to do together? Skateboarding
🐺 And by together, I mean Logan will hold your hand and ‘help’ you ride around, while Wade skates into garbage cans 👍
☠️ What’s more middlespace than fun craft activities? Brought to you specifically from Deadpool himself!
🐺 Enough glitter? No?! You can never have enough?! Now look at this unicorn he made
☠️ Wade will help you out … But don’t trust his art skills either. He’s trying, but it’s not Michelangelo
🐺 Either way, your picture will get put on the fridge <3
☠️ Wade is always up for something fun to do! Whether it’s karaoke, PG D&D oneshot, YouTube DIY Challenges, there’s so many fun things to do!
🐺 Logan’s okay with doing more outlandish activities, but he more likes doing things like puzzles or easy card/board games, cartoons (and maybe a beer) in the background
☠️ ^ Speaking about drinking, if you voice that you don’t want it near your regression, he will listen. Might step out a few times for a smoke break, but he’d rather you feel safe enough to regress around them than seem like a big jerk
🐺 ^ Same goes for Wade and his mask. You might be a bit older, and normally Wade has no problem not censoring himself, but this situation is a bit different (but he’ll slowly be more okay with it as you regress around him more often)
☠️ I got this request about the time the Deadpool & Wolverine movie came out (I’m so sorry it’s taken this long) so let’s get some Dogpool HCs as well–
🐺 She loves you! Many licks and kisses, just being near you
☠️ She’s a very good dog, and Wade teaches her to be more gentle when your feeling little
🐺 Legos.
☠️ Ones that you and Wade build while Logan sits with the dog he never wanted (you can put her into the castle afterwards 👀)
🐺 Speaking of castles, forts that have a “No Deadpool Allowed” sign!! Logan is very pleased, Wade is very pouty <3
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