I might have fallen asleep in the laundry room yesterday.
I was a bit too serious about keeping an eye on my laundry - that or I was just that exhausted.
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I might have fallen asleep in the laundry room yesterday.
I was a bit too serious about keeping an eye on my laundry - that or I was just that exhausted.

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I'm like 98394284 % sure
that I'm going to start going insane if I don't get to a beach soon.
Sometimes I all but forget that we're on television.
Other times I'm shampooing my hair and I wonder if everyone in my home town will see it.
What happened to the box of strawberries in the refrigerator?
I was hoping to make a smoothie.
Which one of you has the highest tolerance to horrible puns? I'm conducting an experiment.

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I accidentally ate a fruit sticker.
And that was the most exciting thing that happened today. Which is sadly a good thing in comparison to the fork that got stuck in the garbage disposal at work yesterday.
Here's an idea to cure boredom; somebody should throw a party, and people should actually show up.
Who's joining me for the festivities tonight?
Back home, I'd go out, get shit faced, get half of my body covered in green paint and then get back home and watch Leprechaun until I passed out. I'm trying to replicate this sort of evening as much as I can, in the name of tradition, and I'd be absolutely thrilled if anyone else would like to join.