Reggie’s Diary – The Great Nighttime Incident
Dear Diary, I regret nothing. The humans seem deeply confused about my schedule, so let me clear things up. All day long, they say things like:“Reggie, come play!”“Reggie, don’t you want to go outside?”“Reggie, are you alive?” And to that I say: absolutely not. Daytime is for strategic energy conservation. I have been in my kennel building up power like a highly sophisticated, fuzzy battery.…
















