#chaoscoordinator

Tried to help my parents around the house. Ended up breaking the Wi-Fi. Now they say I’m more trouble than help. Guess I’m the family’s “unofficial chaos coordinator.” 😼🔥

PRINTS of these two brand new bird-flavored designs are now available only through @paradigmgs in two sizes, BUT ONLY UNTIL SUNDAY AT NOON! Reserve yours now or forever lament them as ones that got away. 🦜🕊🦩🦢🐓🐥 Link in ye olden profile . . . . . . #birdbois #timedprintrelease #collageart #surrealcollage #collageartist #birdbrigade #surrealist #chaoscoordinator #clocksticking #morelikecluckschicken #imsorry https://www.instagram.com/p/CNsXBsXjDWF/?igshid=1if1egf2zwey

Wow! I just noticed I passed 500 followers!! 🎉Thank you so much. This geeky gal sure feels the love. 😍 So many new faces, so I guess I should introduce myself. I haven't done that for a while. :) . . I'm Christine Schmidt, the face & hands (and sometimes brain - depending on my coffee ☕ intake) behind Urban Evergreen. My family & I live and play in a small "city" in North Saskatchewan, surrounded by farmland and the northern boreal forest. 🌲I'm a tie-dyed geek, DIY fan, and fabric hoarder. 🥰 . . I've been spending more time than usual tucked right here into this sewing corner making masks for local folks, and geeky gear for my other "not-so-secret" secret identity @geeky_tendencies. I'll be back in the waxing studio again soon making bright, bold, beautiful wraps for you to wrap up your tasty garden produce. . . I've got some very special limited edition wraps coming up for June and July. I can hardly wait to show you. . . . . . #urbanevergreen #meetthemaker #fabulousfriday #friyayvibes #chaoscoordinator #coffeepowered #bookaholic #diyreusablewraps #sewinggeek #makingmasks #womanentrepreneurs #girlbosslife #lifeisshortbreaktherules #livinglifeincolor #boldnotboring (at Meadow Lake, Saskatchewan) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAybyfrH4Rs/?igshid=d4nhw5mkmke2

Life’s a cosmic riddle, and you just got served the answer: 42! 🌌 When your friends are debating whether to take the red pill or the blue one, strut in with this shirt and drop the knowledge bomb. Picture it: the look of confusion on their faces as they realize you’re not only smart but funny too. While they’re deep in their sci-fi debates, you'll be sipping your drink, grinning like you know more than everyone else—because you do. Don this tee and make chaos your playground! 💥 🛒 Shop Now

🎢 Adulting: Would Not Recommend. Take it from the one drowning in bills and unsorted laundry! Ever felt like you're just playing a game of “who can adult better” while you binge on leftover pizza? Yeah, that’s the dream. Throw on this shirt and let ‘em know you’re rolling your eyes at the chaos, not seeking validation. 🛑 This isn’t a phase; it’s an art form! Wear the chaos with pride. 🛒 Shop Now