Hey, did you know I'm a minor deity? Goddess of The Last Bit of Cereal Left In The Box. And uh, I don't wanna criticize, but those six frosted mini wheats left in that box you just threw out just condemned you to hell. The correct choice was to mix them with another cereal for a weird combination of flavors.
Yeah, we have a hell. No, it's not cereal themed. It's just regular hell. Sorry, I don't make the rules.














