#cereal lore

Do u think Count Chocula has a hot bisexual son named Alucohc or do you believe everything the government tells you

Ok so like whats up with the people in cereal commercials????? Like they have this big giant table of all sorts of usually way better food depending on the cereal, and when the go and take a bite of the most bland cereal ever, they smile as if they heard their child say their name for the first time???? 

Ok so you know how in all those cereal commercials whenever someone eats their spoonful of cornflakes they suddenly smile as if they just held their child for the first time? What kind of dystopian existence do they live in where eating a mostly bland cereal like that fills them with such joy? I DEMAND MORE CEREAL LORE!!