#cellblock

As you can see in this photo, this year we were allowed to decorate our cell block with Christmas decorations. Obviously, all the decorations are of poor quality and cheap, but at least it gave me and inmate 2398 the opportunity to have some fun and chat a little.

Otherwise, it was the same as last year, which is to say, it was boring because, thanks to the lack of staff, my cellmate and I spent basically the entire day locked in our cell, without even the possibility of seeing any fireworks because we are miles away from any civilization, but I hope you all had a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Barallus

The Adventure Begins

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Brendan M. continues:

After my hair was removed, the rest of it happened—take off your clothes, show your pits, pull your cheeks, into the showers, grab a jumpsuit, stand for your mugs, this way to the cells. 

When they locked me in my cage I just sat on my bunk, stunned.  Then I did what you do when there’s nothing else to do—you stand at the bars and talk to the other specimens in the zoo.  Everybody was talking about the jolt he got.  “Ten years.”  “Five years.”  “Eight years.”  I said, “Two years to life,” and they all started laughing.  “Other words,” one of them said, “you got yourself LIFE!”  “Two to life!” another one said.  “That how they get the rich boys inta tha joint.  They think they gittin OUT on that two!”  “Shoulda tole you, two TIMES life!  They be lettin you out when they wanta let you out—which is never, bruv!”

It was a good thing I was in a cage, and they couldn’t see me huddled in the corner, crying.

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