Last will and testament of Scrooge Ebenezer McDuck,
{ oh gosh itâs finally here. So this took me about two days. The content here is based on MY Scroogeâs relationship with my mutuals. DO NOT REBLOG!!! But I would absolutely love to here how your muses dealt with this. And Iâd love to hear your thoughts as well! Have fun }
My dearest family, I will not say anything along the lines of âif youâre reading this,â we both know why you hold the paper in your hand. Time is money, so I will skip to the point. I have passed away. I was an old man, death was always something that I had denied and accepted at the same time. As much as it pains me to write this, I knew I would need to sooner or later. Whether I died due to an injury on an adventure, or passed in my sleep I do not know, and I hate to leave you all with a simple letter, but something must be done with my estate, my company, and my possessions.
Donald Duck. Iâve watched you grow up throughout the years. Youâve done amazing things, and I couldnât be more proud of you. I loved you as much as someone like me could, which was never enough, and Iâm sorry. Weâve had so many desputes and differences, but you stayed by my side even when I never deserved it. Iâve trusted you with my life countless times, so I trust you to make sure all that I write within this letter is given and done accordingly. For you, my nephew, I leave the estate of McDuck Manor, and all that resides within it. When I first bought and built this house I imagined everyone in my entire family living there, I imagined grand parties and everyone sitting at one table, I thought it would be the new McDuck castle. I failed. I pushed away my family, I pushed you away, so I trust you to correct the mistakes I made in my past. Please keep the Manor in our family, nothing would make me more happy than to have this house passed down through generations. I love you so much, please forgive me for all the times I wronged you and please take care of our family.
Hubert Duck. Youâre smart. Too smart for your own good. Smarter than I could have ever been. You solved more mysteries than I could only dream of. Iâm proud of how far youâve come in your life. For you, I trust the McDuck archives. I have confidence that Mrs. Quackfaster will teach you the things she knows, however, she has dated ideas of how things should be run. I trust you will come up with new creative and interesting trails for the McDucks to come. Keep the books in line. Our family history is in your hands now. Keep your motherâs area dusted. Donât waste too much money on mine, I donât need a golden monument, I just need to be remembered. Put my spectacles next to my portrait. Iâm sorry for the times I made you feel left out. Take care of your family.
Dewford Duck. From the day we met I knew you were an adventurer. Youâve proven yourself time and time again. I know that your name will be remembered throughout history, as mine will. To you, Dewey, I leave the responsibly of the companyâs excavations. I trust that my cane will help you on these. Use it to your advantage. You will chose where to adventure, you will chose how you will be remembered. Remember, puzzles and ancient text can be difficult. Please, donât be afraid to ask for help. Please, donât keep things secret. Your family is there to help you. Iâm so proud of you. And Iâm sorry I kept so many things from you. Donât make my same mistakes.
Louis Duck. I said to you once that a dime means more when youâve worked hard for it. You certainly earned the dime you carry today. Youâve earned this. For you, Louie, I leave my company, its branches, and The Money Bin. I know itâs a big responsibility, but I trust you completely to do right by it. Donât let the money go to your head, donât become the greedy miser I was throughout my entire life. Let others help you, learn to work well with them. Spend money to earn money. Donât be afraid to invest in things you care about. Donât let the money in the Bin stay there. Money cannot be idle, it must circulate. I have no wishes for the Bin except that you keep my employees there. Gyro, Quackfaster, Fenton, they need to be there, they belong there, and make sure they donât burn the place down while theyâre there. Especially Gyro. And in time, hire new and inventive people to the company. Louie, my top hat is yours. Keep the company thriving. Please take care of your uncle for me. I love you so much.
Webbigail Vanderquack. My darling Webby, I once avoided you because I couldnât bare the thought of letting someone like you into my life again. And I am so, so sorry I did. No matter what, you have earned your place in my family, and I was so proud to call myself your uncle. I wish I had more I could give you, but I had a few unfinished adventures I never got to go on. Notes of these are on my desk in my study, take them and do what you wish with them. Pick up where I left off, carry on our knowledge, educate others on our finds. My niece, thank you.
Fenton Crackshell. Youâre an amazing person, a smart lad, and an outstanding hero, with or without the suit. I couldnât have asked for a better accountant and friend. I donât think I treated you with as much respect as I should have, and know that Iâm sorry for it. You were a part of my family, know that I valued you as if you were my own son. Iâm sorry I canât offer you much except a place in my house. McDuck Manor will always be your home. Be strong, be careful, please protect my family. Iâm so proud of you.
Launchpad McQuack. For years you were my pilot, the best pilot I couldâve asked for, and you remain to be in my mindâs eye. You were a part of my family. Your original plane is still in my hanger, collecting dust, please take it for yourself. I ask nothing more from you but to keep the branch of my company alive in St. Canard. Please be careful in your work there, I know that sometimes it is dangerous business. Tell Drake Iâm sorry for trying to control his life, it was never my place, just keep him safe, also make sure he doesnât lose that watch. Please give Gosalyn my best wishes.
Gyro Gearloose. I always knew you would amount to great things, with every invention you created, I saw you grow more intelligent. Iâm so proud of how far youâve come. You need a bigger space to expand your growing genius. When Ludwig Von Drake passed on he left me with his laboratory. It is yours now. I trust that youâll use it for your larger projects. Keep creating wonderful things.
Della Duck. Iâm sorry for pushing you away. There is nothing I can give you except forgiveness. Hopefully, with my passing, you can find it within yourself to return to your family. Just know that I never stopped looking for you.
A quarter of my Bin is my person spendings, please take it and divide it evenly between yourselves. Please donât fight over it. My money should never have become the cause of rifts between my family and I donât want that to continue.
Bury me with my dime.
I love you all so much. Stay together.
Scrooge Ebenezer McDuck,
Uncle Scrooge,
P.S. Do not spend too much money on my funeral or my grave. Keep it small and simple.

















