Egad. Â Tumblr user lightkind has tagged me, binding me to compliance via the wicked rules of social etiquette. Â As per custom I'm posting five asinine facts and tagging those who should do the same.
The first time Dave dislocated his jaw I thought he broke it so I screamed. Â Loudly.
I can't wear heels unless they're custom made for me.
My boss is too afraid to fire me. Â Even though I'm one hell of an editor.
I hate heights.
Fear has a surprisingly strong scent and it happens to be one I can pick up with ease.

















