#cc-natsu

“Oh, a guild exchange program with Sabertooth? That’s awesome! I can’t wait to meet Sting again, maybe we can go a round too!” Natsu grinned at the news, soon hearing footsteps behind him then turned to catch a stern look.

“You’re not going Natsu, I am. This is an official job from the Magic Council for us to improve relations with other guilds, you’re not jeopardising that.” Kaito told him firmly, Natsu was the last person who should be going on a job like this.

“Kaito, that’s not fair! I should get to go ‘cause I beat him up before! It’s my right!” Natsu protested, his right fist now on fire, in case he had to fight to prove his point. He didn’t get a response. “Hey, stop ignoring me!” He growled, then his jaw dropped at Kaito turning into ice before him.

“Natsu, Kaito already left with Shiro with the map to the guild.” Happy told him, shoving a expensive looking fish in his mouth. He was bribed not to tell him until it was too late.

“Argh! He tricked me! That cold bastard, I’ll get him back for this!” Natsu yelled as he flailed and stomped about in frustration.

Above the clouds, Kaito flew towards the headquarters of Sabertooth, carried by his white skinned Exceed partner Shiro. “Kaito, are you sure you don’t want me to stay with you?” He asked him for the third time.

“Shiro, like I told you before, you’re in the same boat as Natsu on this one. I can do this alone. Don’t make me send you to Master Bob’s again, I won’t hesitate.” Kaito replied cooly. There was no way he was letting him ruin things today, there was no time for games either. Soon he was dropped in front of the entrance, and then he promptly knocked on the front door, loud but politely.

“WE’RE BACK!” Natsu announced as he kicked open the door to the Fairy Tail guild, welcomed back casually by the guild members inside. The dragon slayer walked up to the back of man with silver hair and a white cloak, then proceeded to throw a fire enhanced punch at him.

The man swiftly turned around and caught Natsu’s fist with a clawed hand, creating steam in between them as the fire fizzed out. “We heard you the first time Natsu, and also about how you went overboard in Hargeon. Master is not going to be happy about this you know,” he told him. His front now revealed a black sleeveless attire under the white cloak, and black framed glasses worn with sharp light blue eyes behind them..

“Kaito! You lied to me about the Salamander you cold bastard! It was just some guy from Titan Nose pretending to be from our guild so he could pick up chicks!” Natsu yelled at him angrily, even more so that his fire got cancelled out the way it did.

“I did not. Like I told you, it’s probably a dead end. It’s more likely referring to you more than Igneel. Don’t get angry with me just you got your hopes up on your own, idiot.” Kaito responded cooly before letting him go. With a huff, Natsu stomped off to vent elsewhere.

“Oh, Natsu’s back? It’s time we settled things from the other day you damn strawberry toaster!” Gray confronted Natsu and soon a fight started, escalating to the point it dragged the rest of the guild in.

Kaito sighed heavily at the chaos around him, still at his spot until he noticed Lucy. Unable to recognise her by sight or scent, he promptly walked up to her. “Hello there miss, are you new here? Perhaps a client, or a potential new member?” He asked her politely with a smile.

“I saw her come in with Natsu, the guild must be getting desperate if he’s bringing back pinup girls for new recruits.” Said a white skinned and scruffy looking version of Happy that flew over, then landed on Kaito’s shoulder, giving Lucy an analysing look.

Announcer: Unfortunately, Natsu and Gajeel won’t be able to make it to this fight against Sting and Rogue. Gajeel is still in recovery from his fight against Raven Tail, and Natsu has been banned from participation for starting a fight in another guild’s living quarters!

(cc) Natsu: Sabertooth started it ya bald bastard!

Announcer: But do not worry, we still have two Dragon Slayers from Fairy Tail to fight them! Everyone’s favourite couple, the Dragon Lovers themselves… Kaito and Vivienne!

(FT) Kaito: F-Favourite couple? When was there a poll for that? And ‘Dragon Lovers’, really? Were we being too affectionate in public? -starting to panic and overthink things-

(Exceed) Shiro: Get them Kaito and Vivienne! **** those ************** up and ***** their ***** in their ******** then **** their **** until their ***** are ****!!!!!

Announcer: Ahem, I am terribly sorry for those beeps, we had to censor most of those words out, there are children in the crowd after all.

(FT) Kaito: -facepalms- Urgh, why did they even let him be a guest on the panel, for Mavis’ sake…

(cc) Rogue: I am glad Frosh was not able to hear any of that.

-whispers- I think he might be a little crazy too-

(FT) Kaito: Natsu, we’re going on another escort job together

(cc) Natsu: I don’t wanna go! The suit’s so uncomfortable!

(FT) Kaito: Oh? That is irrelevant Natsu, we are going until you can pay to replace my closet you burned down. Now come.

(FT) Kaito: Put the suit on Natsu!

(cc) Natsu: NEVER! Fire Dragon’s Ro-GWAH! -BOOM!- 

(FT) Kaito: Incredible, these are very durable… Natsu, take off your scarf too, you look ridiculous.

(cc) Natsu: It’s from Igneel! Why don’t you take off your glasses from Eiselogia then, it’s the same thing!

(FT) Kaito: Simple. If I don’t wear them, people won’t recognise me. You on the other hand, your trademark is not your scarf, but your pink hair-

(cc) Natsu: IT’S SALMON! NOT PINK!

(cc) Natsu: “EVERYONE, GO WISH KAITO AND VIVIENNE A HAPPY ENGAGEMENT ANNIVERSARY THING, AND BRING FOOD! WE NEED MORE FOOD! ESPECIALLY MEAT!”

Kaito: No. Whatever you want to ask, the answer is no.

(cc) Natsu: But come on man! Lucy kicked me out of her place, and your place is kinda like her’s, just less girly…

Kaito: Get out.

Shiro: You know, he’s probably going to sneak in later and somehow trash the place while we’re out.

Kaito: -defeated sigh- Fine, you can stay in the guest room, just don’t touch anything.

Happy: We all know that’s impossible…