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Exactly one year ago, I started publishing Coffee Beans, Candles, and Keyboards. At the time, only about half of it was actually written, I didn't know the characters as well as I do now, and I didn't have a close knit community of fellow writers. Boy, have things changed.
Happy "birthday" to my longfic! I have many, MANY oneshots set in this world also, but this is where it allllll began.
I'm super sick with covid right now (wear a mask, people! This shit is NOT OVER) and on the bright side, it means I've gotten some writing done! So you can read more adventures by the CBCK boiz and fam.
Lullabye for a Stormy Night
There's a terrible storm tonight, and Jade's imagination might be running away with her. What can she do?
A little songfic based on Vienna Teng's Lullabye for a Stormy Night.
Set in the CBC&K universe.
Strawberry Earrings
At the luau, Emily is sporting some really cute strawberry-shaped earrings. Ben loves strawberries, and guys with pierced ears are hot. Ben decides to get his ears pierced.
Day 5: "But you promised."
Fandom: Stardew Valley
Rating: G
WC: 1461
CW: N/A
Ao3 Link!
The Tea Party: Part 4
Will Jade's family ever be ready for her tea party? Or will she have to give up on the entire idea? The exciting conclusion!
(Sorry day 5 is out of order-- that's the way the prompts wound up)
Written for @fictober-event's Fictober 2025!
Han made a very good point. âIf we donât clean up the kitchen, weâll never be allowed to make cookies again,â he reminded them.
âUgh, youâre right,â Owen sighed, setting the burning hot cookie trays on top of the stove to start cooling. âCâmon guys. Light Knights Assemble!âÂ
Jade and her brothers loved to play Space Wars, and sometimes when they had a yucky chore to do, they would pretend they were Light Knights, guardians of peace and fairness of the galaxy. The Light Knights had to do hard work as part of their training in the movies.Â
âOkay,â Jade agreed. âIâll clean up the table. The wedding was about to have a very tragic ending, anyway.â
âWhat wedding?â asked Lars.
âMrs. Salt and Mr. Pepper, of course!âÂ
âForget I asked,â Lars said under his breath. Jade stuck her tongue out at him.Â
Jade was still putting all of the wedding guests into the drawer when Appa appeared downstairs. âHas anyone seenâ- oh, boy. Ah⌠what are you doing down here?âÂ
âItâs time for the tea party!â Jade announced proudly. âNow we just need Daddy and we can start!âÂ
Appa just stared at the kids, one eyebrow raised. âThis is a pretty impressive mess youâve made. Did you really have to get out every piece of silverware we have?âÂ
Unsure how to answer, Jade remained quiet. Obviously, sheâd needed lots of guests for the wedding, since Mrs. Salt was so popular in the community. How did grown-ups not understand things like that?Â
The front door opened, and Daddy stepped inside, his glasses fogging up as he did so. His face was all red and blotchy from being outside in the cold air, and when he took off his hat, his hair stuck out all over. Jade giggled.Â
âThere were a few more I wound up having to replace,â Daddy said once heâd taken off his coat and was using his sleeve to clean his glasses. He ran a hand through his hair to try to straighten it.
âOh? Youâre talking to me now?â Appa folded his arms across his chest. âBig if true.âÂ
âOf course Iâmââ Daddy looked around, apparently noticing the kitchen full of children, cookies, dishes, and spilled cookie dough. âYou just let them destroy the kitchen unsupervised? Gee, thanks, honey.âÂ
âItâs not destroyed,â Jade offered helpfully. âWeâre cleaning it!âÂ
Daddy and Appa didnât seem to hear her. âIâm not the only one who left them alone,â Appa pointed out, âand I needed some introvert time.â
âAnd I donât?â
âI never said thatââ
âDaddy! Can we have the tea party now?â Jade went over to tug on his sleeve. âPlease?âÂ
Daddy sighed. âI told you, Jade, not now.â He turned away from her and started to head to his room.Â
Jade couldnât take it anymore. âBut you promised!â She cried, her voice breaking. Large, hot tears began to spill down her cheeks, and she stomped her foot hard on the ground. âYou promised! You and Appa said we could have a tea party later, and it is later, and all the uncles had to leave and couldnât come and Owen and I made the cookies already and I told Luke, Lars, and Han they could come too, andâ and Appa just came downstairs, and you promised, you promised we could have a tea party today, and all youâre doing is fighting!â She sobbed, covering her eyes with both hands as she cried. Sheâd been so patient and waited so long. How could Daddy still tell her to wait?Â
The room was silent for a moment, and then Jade felt a set of strong arms wrap around her, picking her up off the ground. She moved her hands away from her eyes to find herself in Daddyâs embrace as he hoisted her onto his hip. He had watery eyes just like Jade did.Â
âYouâre right, little star,â Daddy said softly. âI did promise, and Iâm so sorry I let you down.â
Jade sniffled, looking into Daddyâs eyes. They were light brown, like the special sugar she and Owen had used to make the cookies, but right now they were also sort of red around the edges. âAre you crying, Daddy?â She asked.Â
He nodded. âYeah, sweetheart. Iâm sad. I see that I hurt your feelings, and that makes me feel sad. I didnât mean to hurt you, but I did anyway, and that was wrong.âÂ
âIâm sorry, too,â said Appa, coming to join them and wrapping both of them in a hug. âI also promised without following through, and I wasnât being a good listener.â He kissed Daddy on the cheek. âAnd Iâm sorry for arguing with you, honeyâ you were just trying to help.âÂ
âI could have been a little nicer,â Daddy admitted.Â
Appa leaned his head against Daddyâs, and Jade felt snuggly between them. âAnd I know you didnât get much sleep last night, so no wonder you were cranky,â he said, winking at Daddy, who blushed at that.
âWhy are you not sleeping?â Jade frowned. âDid you not go to bed at your bedtime? Were you up late playing?â
âYep,â chuckled Appa, at the same as Daddy turned even redder and said âuhâŚâ
âDaddy! Itâs important to go to sleep at bedtime so you can get good rest. Thatâs why we need to put our toys and books away when weâre asked,â Jade instructed him, shocked that he couldnât even follow the house rule about bedtime. âOtherwise we feel tired and cranky the next day.â
Appa nodded. âThatâs right, honey. Listen to your daughter.â
Daddy groaned. âIf you two are going to gang up on me, Iâve already lost,â he sighed. He gave Jade a squeeze and then set her back down. âIs it too late to have our tea party, little star?â
Jade rubbed her eyes on her sleeve to dry them off. âNo,â she replied. âItâs the perfect time. Can I start the hot water?â
âSure,â Daddy said. âHow can I help?âÂ
Clapping her hands in excitement, Jade scurried to the kettle to push the button. âOkay, Daddy, you can help everyone pick the kind of tea they want.â She fetched the box with the little tins of tea leaves in it. âThe choices are, um⌠burger-moat, darn-jelly⌠oh, this one is like our name, Choi! Um, cham⌠chamâŚâ She frowned, passing the box to him. âThese words are too hard for me, so you should read them.â
âBergamot, darjeeling, chai, chamomile⌠these are tricky words!â Daddy exclaimed, giving her a smile. âDonât worry, Iâm a good reader. Iâll make sure everyone gets a tea they like.â
âAnd Appa can help serve the cookies,â Jade announced. She looked around, noticing that her brothers had, by some miracle, finished cleaning the kitchen when she, Daddy, and Appa were in a hug, and Owen had gotten a plate out for the cookies.Â
Appa smiled. âI can do that.â
âIâll get napkins,â Han offered.
âWhereâre the little cups for cream and sugar?â Luke asked.Â
âDonât give milk to Owen, it makes him barf,â Lars added.
âHey, shut up!â Shouted Owen. âNo it doesnât!â
Daddy sighed. âDonât say âshut upâ to your brother, please.â
Jade smiled as she watched her family bustle around the kitchen, readying themselves for the tea party. One by one, each of her brothers and both her parents sat around the table, with one place empty for the cookie plate and the teapot, just as sheâd planned when she was going to invite all her fathers. Jadeâs teapot was a little small, so Appa brought out a fancy coffee pot so there was enough hot water for everyone on the table.Â
âOh, thatâs a good idea, Appa,â Jade exclaimed. âAnd it matches the dummy toss cups!â
Appa looked like he was trying not to laugh. âItâs pronounced âdemitasseâ, nae jag-eun byeol. But thank you.âÂ
âThis is a lovely party,â Daddy said. âThank you for hosting it, kids. What a perfect activity for such a snowy day.âÂ
Jade beamed before taking a big bite of her cookie. She chewed for a moment and then froze. Hmm. Maybe there was such a thing as too much candy in a chocolate chip cookie, after all.Â
âAhâ whatâs in these cookies?â Appa was holding up a cookie that was missing one bite, eyeing it suspiciously. Daddy was also holding a cookie in his hand, making a face at it.
âDad! Appa! Owen stole my Spiritâs Eve candy!â Han cried, bursting into tears as he picked apart his cookie and found bits of various treats hidden inside. âI was saving that!âÂ
âThese are the best cookies ever!â Luke mumbled with his mouth full. âCan I have another one?â
Oh well. Nobodyâs tea party was guaranteed to be perfect, after all.Â
Day 6: "This is annoying"
Fandom: Stardew Valley
Rating: G
WC: 1,595
CW: N/A
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The Tea Party: Chapter 2
Jade tries to ask the rest of her fathers to attend her tea party. Why is everyone so busy? Will anyone be able to come to the tea party? Why are Daddy and Appa fighting?
Written for @fictober-event's Fictober 2025!
(No, you didn't miss Day 5, I'm doing things a little out of order because that's the way the prompts fit)
Uncle Zayne was buttoning his coat near the front door when Jade went back inside. âUncle Zayne! Are you leaving?â
âIndeed I am,â replied Uncle Zayne. âIâm accompanying great-grandma Maive on a business trip this afternoon, and I still have some more work to do before we depart.âÂ
Jadeâs face fell. âBut⌠Uncle Zayne, Iâm having a tea party, and I want you to come!â
Uncle Zayne leaned down and kissed Jade on the forehead. âIâd love to, pequeĂąa estrella, but I have to go. Save me a cookie for when I get back, okay?â He was out the door before she even knew what was happening.Â
âHmph,â Jade said to the empty room. Well, there were still a few more tea party guests she could ask. She had three more fathers, after all.Â
It wasnât looking promising. She found Uncle Sam playing Jumino Kart with her brothers (well, he was playing with Owen and Luke, while Han and Lars watched), and he told her that this was their last game.
âAw, man, I want to join you for tea, but as soon as Seb and Sterl figure out whatâs wrong with the bike, weâve gotta go back to grandma Robinâs house to help her,â said Uncle Sam. âGrandma Robin needs someone with big, strong muscles who can carry lots of woodâ do you know anyone like that?â He flexed his arm to make a big muscle, and Jade copied him.Â
âMe! I have big, strong muscles!â Jade reminded him. Hers werenât as big and strong as Uncle Samâs, or Daddyâs either (Daddy had really strong muscles, sort of like Mr. Alex, Daddyâs other Jewish friend in Pelican Town), but she could lift lots of heavy things, like bales of hay and her dollhouse full of furniture and the big cookbooks on Appaâs bookshelf. (She was strong enough to lift the goats on the farm, too, but she wasnât allowed to do that because last time she tried, she got bitten, and it really hurt her finger, and then Daddy and Appa were big mad.)Â
Uncle Sam laughed. Jade liked when Uncle Sam laughed because he had a really happy smile. Uncle Seb said it was like sunshine. âYou sure do, kiddoâ but this is a job for grown-ups. Me and Seb are gonna head out as soon as heâs back.â
Jade sighed, disappointed. âAnd Uncle Sterling is going with you?â
âYeppers,â replied Uncle Sam. âHeâs out there with Seb looking at the bike right now, which is how I got roped into playing games with these clowns.â He gestured to Jadeâs four brothers, who all burst into various forms of protest (even though Jade knew he was joking about the clowns. Her brothers didnât even have any clown costumes, even though her house did feel like a circus sometimes.)Â
âUgh!â Jade stomped her foot. âItâs not fair! Why is everyone so busy today?â She felt like crying, but she didnât want to cry in front of her brothers. Instead, she made her way back to the dining room slowly, dragging her feet on the carpet the whole time. The table was set all pretty with the tea set and the dummy toss cups, but she didnât have a single guest to attend her party. Feeling miserable, she slumped at the table, wondering what to do next.Â
The front door opened, and Uncle Seb and Uncle Sterling entered. Jade watched as they went into the living room to talk to Uncle Sam, and then the three of them eventually left. Jade didnât even wave goodbye. She felt too sad. After a while, Daddy and Appa came back inside as well.
âI donât think we have to deal with it right this second,â Appa was saying as he took off his boots by the door.
Daddy sighed. âYes, we do. What if it leaks, or the crack spreads? Itâll be an easy fix, I just need to change into work clothes and grab my tools, I know I have some spare wood in the shed.â
âHow long has that shingle been broken, anyway? Itâll be fine. Iâm tired. Letâs take a nap,â Appa complained.
âItâll take me, like, ten minutes. You donât have to join me.â
âPrairie Kingââ
âDonât âPrairie Kingâ me right now, June. Someone has to be an adult around here sometimes,â Daddy snapped. Uh oh. He sounded kind of mad. Jade needed to take action.
âAre you ready for the tea party, Daddy?â She asked, hopping out of her chair. âI can make the water!â She wasnât allowed to pour the tea when it was boiling hot, but she knew how to push the button on the kettle so it would turn on. âBut I need help withââ
âNot now, Jade.â Daddyâs voice was louder than usual, and she flinched, sitting back down quickly.Â
âWe can have a tea party later, promise,â Appa added. âApparently, we need to fix the roof right now.â He sounded kind of mad too, and he rolled his eyes when he was talking.
âI told you, you donât have to join me. In fact, Iâd prefer if you didnât, if youâre going to be this unhelpful.â
âAnd I told you I was afraid of heights and didnât want to go on the ladder.â
âI didnât make you go on the ladder. You did that yourself because I âwasnât doing it rightâ!â Daddy shouted. âAnd I donât see why we need to keep the twinkle lights up after Winter Star anyway.â He groaned. âThis is annoying. Where in the world did Seb put that stupid hammer?â
âIâm going upstairs,â Appa announced angrily. âDonât follow me.â He started to head upstairs to where his music room was.Â
âI canât, because someone has to do repairs around here so the house doesnât fall apart, and that someone is always me.â Daddy stalked toward the bedroom and closed the door behind him.Â
Jade tried to make herself very, very small in the dining chair, watching as her parents left the room. No way would her tea party happen now.Â
The sound of piano music came from upstairs. Appa was playing something that sounded sad. Jade liked to sit on Appaâs lap and play piano with him, but she didnât think he wanted her to play with him right now. Eventually, Daddy came out of the bedroom dressed in his overalls and went back outside. She sighed.
Jade was still pouting at the dining table when Lars wandered into the kitchen. âWhatâs that banging?â
âDaddy is hammering,â Jade explained. âSomethingâs broken on the roof.â She let out an extra-loud sigh, so Lars knew she was very, very sad.Â
âOh. Okay. Whatâre you doing?â Lars gave her a suspicious look.
âIâm trying to have a tea party,â she grumbled. âBut nobody wants to come. Uncle Zayne went away and Uncle Sam and Uncle Seb and Uncle Sterling had to do a grown-up job, and Daddy and Appa are fighting. So I donât have anyone to help me with the tea party.âÂ
âOh.â Lars rummaged through the fridge for a minute. âThat sucks. You want a cheese stick?â Sometimes her brothers werenât all bad. Sometimes they offered her snacks, for example. A cheese stick did sound kind of tasty. (Daddy, Appa, and Owen got upset tummies when they ate a lot of cheese sticks, but not Jade.)
âYeah. And donât say âsucksâ,â she chided him. âItâs a bad word.â
âNo itâs not.â
âYes it is! Daddy and Appa said!â
Lars rolled his eyes. âYou want a snack or not? Jeez.â He tossed a cheese stick toward Jade, and it landed with a soft thud on the dining table, narrowly missing one of the dummy toss cups.
âCareful! Youâre gonna break the cups!âÂ
âWho cares? Have fun with your dumb party.â Lars unwrapped his snack, leaving the wrapper on the counter instead of throwing it in the trash can, and headed back to where the rest of their brothers were playing video games. Never mind, Jade scowled. Brothers were all bad. No wonder she didnât want them to come to her party.Â
With all her fathers out of the house and all her brothers playing video games without her, Jade felt very lonely and quiet. She couldnât make cookies by herself because she was too little to use the oven, and she was allowed to use the toaster if she were very, very careful, but she learned the hard way that only bread and bagels go in there. Cookies made a big mess if you tried to put them in the toaster. She couldnât make tea by herself, because the water was too hot when it was ready for tea. Cold water didnât taste as good. She couldnât go up to her room to play with her dollhouse or Space Wars action figures or do coloring, because Appa was doing piano time (Jadeâs bed was in the music room, so she and Appa shared it). And she didnât feel like reading a book. She was too sad.Â
Even the cats were out of the question. Sheâd entertained the notion of inviting Anakin and Kenma to the tea party, but they werenât very good listeners and werenât likely to stay put at the chairs. Plus, cookies and tea could make them sick. (They were only allowed to eat cat food and sometimes a special treat like cheese or fish.)Â
It just wasnât fair. Jade crossed her arms, laying her head on the table, and began to cry.Â
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Day 12: "Does this help you?"
Fandom: Stardew Valley
Rating: G
WC: 2,358
CW: Eye exam (not graphic)
Ao3 Link!
I Can See Clearly Now
Ben goes to the eye doctor and receives some news he's not thrilled about. Rachel tries to help.
Written for the Fictober Tumblrâs Fictober 2025 event!
Set in the CBC&K universe
Picrew here
âUgh! This is so boring! Mom, can I go play at the arcade?â Rachel whined, fidgeting in her chair.Â
Mrs. Cohen thought for a moment. âThis shouldnât take long, sweetie,â she replied, checking her watch. âIâd rather you werenât too far away.âÂ
âUghhh,â groaned Rachel again. She stood, making her way to the front desk. âDo you have any old magazines?âÂ
Benâs stomach was full of butterflies. He watched as the receptionist pointed Rachel in the direction of the basket of free-to-take magazines, ones that were several months out of date or who had been read to tatters. Mrs. Cohen wouldnât let her daughter buy teen magazines for herself, but if they were free from the clinic, they were fair game.Â
He wasnât here for magazines, though. Swallowing hard, he gazed at the posters on the walls. All of them contained smiling, happy-looking people, grinning into the camera or laughing with their friends. Every single one of the happy people was wearing glasses, of course.
Ben was not a fan of the optometrist. Some parts were okayâ he didnât mind the little game they made him play with the clicker (although calling it a âvideo gameâ was a far stretch), and reading the color chart was easy. But there were also the awful parts, like the puff of air that scared him every time, or getting the eye drops put in so his pupils got huge and he had to wear sunglasses for the rest of the day. This was just a routine appointment, his yearly exam, but he wished he could be anywhere else.
âCohen?â Dr. Tom called out, and Mrs. Cohen, Ben, and Rachel (with magazines in hand) followed her into the exam room. âHey there, Ben, have a seat for me. Howâs school?â Ben settled in the big exam chair as Dr. Tom began adjusting her tools around him.Â
âFine.â
âWhatâs your favorite subject this year?â Dr. Tom asked, pulling a large thing in place that looked sort of like a pair of mega-binoculars. âStill science?â
âYeah.â Ben tried to take a deep breath to help calm his nerves.Â
âThey did this experiment with mold,â Rachel butted in, âand it was like, super gross. The teacher was all, âwhatâs that horrible stench?ââ like, mid-lectureâ and it turns out it was Benjiâs project, and she made him throw it away in front of everyone in class!â She laughed.Â
Ben would have glared at her if not for the eye machine blocking his view of his sister. âShut up,â he growled.Â
âBenji, language.â Mrs. Cohen reminded him.
âShe started it!â
Dr. Tom laughed. âThat sounds like quite the project, Ben,â she commented. âWhat are you reading these days? Youâre a big reader, right?â
Ben paused. Truthfully, he wasnât reading a ton of books lately. Sure, he had to read for school, but reading made his head hurt. âUm, just school stuff, I guessâŚâ he trailed off as Dr. Tom instructed him to put his chin on a part of the machine sticking out at him. âI donât really like reading anymore,â he added.
âHmm,â she murmured. âWell, Ben, you remember how this works? Iâm going to cover one eye, and ask you to read the chart on the wall, okay? Easy-peasy.âÂ
âOkay,â Ben agreed, and sure enough, there was a click and something blocked the vision in his left eye.Â
âGo ahead, whenever youâre ready.â
Ben stared at the chart through the large binocular-looking machine. There was a big E on top of it, and then the letters below got smaller and smaller. Nobody could read the ones on the bottom, because they were so tiny. That must just be for decoration.Â
âE,â he answered proudly. Piece of cake. âT, H, 3, C, L, U, B.â He liked that line because it almost said the club so it was easy to remember.
âGreat,â Dr. Tom answered. She clicked some buttons, and one of the tiny rows of letters became isolated. âHow about these?â
Ben blinked. Surely Dr. Tom was joking, right? Nobody could read that. âUmâŚâ He squinted and blinked again, trying to determine what he was looking at.Â
âGo ahead,â Dr. Tom said again.Â
âCâmon, Benji, read the line!â Rachel piped up, as Mrs. Cohen tried to shush her.Â
He blinked some more, trying to ignore his sister. ââŚI? Um⌠D⌠W? 6?â
Dr. Tom made a humming sound, like she was thinking. âTry this line,â she said, shifting the focus to illuminate a different line of letters.
Squinting, Ben tried to make them out. Why was she making him read these stupid tiny letters that nobody could see, anyway? Obviously, these were just to take up space on the chart. Everyone knew they were impossible to read. âF? Um, Z?â He sighed angrily. âTheyâre too small,â he grumbled.Â
âLetâs try something,â Dr. Tom said. She adjusted a few things, and, with a clicking noise, the lens in front of Benâs right eye began to change. âDoes this help you?â She asked.Â
Ben blinked again, but this time, the letters were much more legible. âE, S, K, 2, 9, R,â he read.Â
âGood job.â Dr. Tom switched the machine so he was looking out of his left eye, and after fiddling with it some more, he was able to read the small line with his left eye, also. After that, she flipped between various lenses, asking Ben if he preferred choice one or choice two, over and over again. His head was beginning to hurt again.
When Dr. Tom told him he could relax, he leaned back in the chair as she slid the machines off to the side. âTell me, do you get headaches when you read, or maybe in class?â
Ben nodded. âYeah. Thatâs why I donât like reading anymore.â
âI see,â Dr. Tom smiled gently. âDo you have trouble reading the board at school?â
The butterflies in Benâs stomach were fluttering more aggressively at this point. He didnât remember this many questions last time he had an eye exam. âOnly when Iâm sitting in the back,â he replied, âbut Iâm in the front row because my last name is early in the alphabet, so itâs not too bad.âÂ
Dr. Tom nodded. âGot it.â She took a deep breath, then exhaled slowly. âSo, Ben, I have some good news. I think we can make reading and studying more comfortable for you, and I think we can get those headaches to stop, too.â
Ben had a sinking suspicion he knew where this was heading. âDo I have to get glasses?â He asked in a small voice.
âHey, nice work, Benji! Join the club!â Rachel exclaimed, tapping the edge of her own blue cats-eye frames.Â
âRachel, stop,â Mrs. Cohen, another glasses-wearer herself, admonished.Â
Dr. Tom was giving him a warm smile, and he felt a few of the butterflies calm down. Only a few, though. âYes, thatâs exactly what Iâm getting at. It seems like glasses would really help you. Youâll be able to see better in class, and youâll feel better, too.â
âButâŚâ Ben felt his heart plummeting to his feet. âI donât want to,â he countered. What if all the kids made fun of him at school? He already wasnât popular or athletic or on the honor roll orâÂ
âI understand,â Dr. Tom sympathized. âGetting glasses can be a big adjustment, and a lot of people feel anxious when they first get them. Even adults feel nervous about getting their first pair of glasses, sometimes.â
Ben frowned. He thought adults werenât supposed to be anxious or scared of anything. Even Ben, who was twelve and a half, thought he was too old to be afraid of as many things as he was. âReally?â
Dr. Tom nodded. âYep. And I bet youâll enjoy wearing them. Itâll feel good to have those headaches stop, right?â
âUm⌠yeah, I guess.â Truthfully, that did sound pretty nice. âBut Iâll wear them just for reading, right? For the headaches?â
âWellâŚâ Dr. Tom exchanged a look with Mrs. Cohen for a moment. âNot exactly. You have myopia and astigmatismâ have you heard those words before?â
Ben shook his head, while Rachel burst out, âI have! Thatâs what I have in my eyes, too.â Why wouldnât Rachel just shut up already? She wasnât helping.Â
Dr. Tom was chuckling. âIt often runs in families, yes. When did you get your glasses, Rachel? You were a little younger than Ben, right?â
âYeah, I was like, ten?â Rachel answered. âHey, Mom, can I get contacts yet?â
âNot right now, Rach,â Mrs. Cohen rubbed her temple. âWhen you turn eighteen, weâll talk.âÂ
Ben knew that Rachel wore her glasses all the time, so if she had the same problem with her eyes that he did, he was likely facing a similar fate. The thought made him want to cry. âMyopia?â He tested the word out.Â
âIt means nearsighted,â Dr. Tom explained. âYou probably noticed that things arenât as clear when theyâre far away, right?â
âOnly the stuff thatâs like, too far for anyone to see clearly,â Ben replied. âLike⌠if Iâm sitting in the back row at a play or something.âÂ
âWhen you get your new glasses, youâll be able to see the actors onstage, even from the back row,â said Dr. Tom. Ben stared at her. Surely she was joking. âThe opposite is called hyperopia, which means farsighted, meaning those folks have difficulty seeing things that are up close. And astigmatism basically means thereâs a little problem with the curve of your eye, so things are fuzzier than they should be,â she added before he could ask. âYouâd have to wear glasses all the time.â
âEven in the pool?âÂ
âNo, not in the pool or the shower,â Dr. Tom grinned. âBut whenever youâre awake and not in the water. School, being on the computer, playing video games, watching TV, reading, playing sportsââ
âI donât like sports,â Ben reminded her.Â
âYou still have to do P.E., duh,â Rachel interjected. âAnd you have to wear them All. The. Time. Like me, and like Mom. And like Dadââ
Mrs. Cohen gave her a stern look. âThatâs enough, Rachel.âÂ
âSor-ry.â
âDo you have any more questions for me, Ben?â Asked Dr. Tom. She was being so kind, and it wasnât her fault that Benâs stupid eyes were broken, but he still felt frustrated. He shook his head, and she went on, âwell, in that case, Iâll send your prescription to the lab, and you have a very important job to do for me.â
Ben eyed her with suspicion. âYeah?â
âI need you to pick out your favorite frames, any kind you like.â
âOoh!â Rachel exclaimed, âcan we go to Fancy Francyâs? They have the best frames there! All the theater stars get their glasses at Fancy Francyâs.â
Ben made a face. Wasnât Fancy Francyâs for old ladies? They were known for having weird glasses with rainbows and rhinestones. Heâd walked by there when heâd picked up Rachelâs birthday cheesecake from the bakery next door.Â
âInsurance doesnât cover Fancy Francyâs,â sighed Mrs. Cohen. âWhen you have your own job and make your own money, you can get frames there. Weâll look at the selection here, thanks, Dr. Tom.â
Climbing out of the big chair at last, Ben followed his mother and sister back to the lobby, noticing hundreds upon hundreds of glasses frames lining the walls. Mrs. Cohen went to speak to the receptionist, and Ben scanned the collection, hoping something would catch his eye.Â
He picked up a pair of square, tortoiseshell glasses, trying them on in front of the mirror. Ew. He looked like an old man. No thanks. A pair of gold aviators also got rejected, as did the clear plastic ones, the rimless ones, and some black plastic pair that made him look like one of those nerds on TV. He sighed, feeling hopeless.Â
âBenji! Come here!â Rachel, heedless of the attention the volume of her voice brought, waved to him from across the room. âCheck it out!âÂ
Ben went to the area his sister was browsing. âYeah?â
âWhat about these? Theyâre your favorite color.â Rachel handed him a pair of glasses he hadnât seen yet. They were relatively simpleâ round frames, made of wireâ but the metal was bright red, the color of a fire truck or a strawberry. Slipping the hooks over his ears, he admired himself in the mirror wearing the red glasses.Â
âHuh,â he mused. They didnât look bad. They looked⌠kind of good, actually. Ben didnât want to get glasses at all, but⌠if it couldnât be avoided, these were his favorite color, which helped. Rachel was always telling him he had a âsquare jawâ (whatever that meant), and the round frames made his face look sort of⌠more balanced than before? Was that a thing?Â
âIf you find ones you really like, you can get new lenses put in the old frames,â advised Rachel, standing by his side in the mirror. âIâve done it before. Or you can get new frames every time. Thatâs the best partâ picking out frames.â She grinned, making her nose crinkle up. âYouâre gonna love having glasses, I promise. Youâre gonna be able to see so much better, and you wonât have those headaches anymore. And if any of the kids at school make fun of you, Iâll beat âem up.âÂ
Ben smiled back at his sister. âThanks, Rach.â
âSo what dâyou think? Did I pick a winner for you? Am I the best big sister ever?â Rachel wrapped one arm around Benâs shoulder, giving him a sideways squeeze.Â
He rolled his eyes. Someday, heâd be taller than Rachel, and then he wouldnât feel like as much of a dork when she did things like this. He exaggerated a sigh, pretending at first like he wasnât going to answer, before relenting. âYeah, I guess you are,â he said, studying their reflections. Both with blond hair, both with amber brown eyes, both with freckles⌠and, from now on, both with glasses, too.Â