#cbbukevent

So I packed this dress, we have a nice event to go to, and we’re in Paris...and I’m single. So, who wants to be my date to the premiere tonight? I promise to make it worth your while somehow. 

Not to be a party pooper or anything but something about going to a Disney movie premiere and Disneyland Paris without my kids just doesn’t feel right. But, we’re here and we're supposed to be having a good time so that’s what I’m going to try to do. So...to us all having the best time while we’re out of that house for a while!

‘I challenged Musketeer Donald to a friendly sword fight and I actually lost. I’m embarrassed.’ 

If anyone wants me to be their Prince Charming whilst we explore the entirety of Disneyland Paris, yes I mean the entirety. I want to go on every ride and try everything off the menu whilst we’re here then I’m here, ready and waiting.

‘I’m here for the freakin’ weekend and I’m about to have me some fun. ’

With her tight black dress, and oversized faux fur coat, white and black wig, and a fake cigarette held in a holder. She embodied the character she would soon be playing in a movie. “Does this count as spoilers?” 

I can’t believe I didn’t have to pay anyone to make this room arrangement happen. 

-- & “How much salt do you think is jam packed into those Mickey Ear Pretzels? I feel like it’s a lot, especially with the mustard they offer you too. Don’t get me wrong though, I’ll still probably eat two of them before we get out of here.”