bbMessenger 📲 Wife
JODIE: You wanna know how obsessed I am with you?
JODIE: I actually dreamt of you last night.
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JODIE: In the least creepy way possible, I should clarify...
JODIE: We decided to embark on a road trip across the country for some reason, and when we reached the ocean’s cliffside you told me I should pose for a picture to show off for the Gram and when I did, you pushed me off the ledge and shouted, ‘That’s from Eve to Villanelle! Karma’s a bitch!’
JODIE: Needless to say, I woke up in a sweat, because I immediately sank to the bottom and drowned.
JODIE: Now tell me you could never hate me, please. X












