#cb4

"IIIIIIII’m black y’all! And I’m black y’all! And I’m blackety black and I’m black y’all! And I’m black y’all! And I’m black y’all! And I’m blackety black and I’m black y’all! I’m blickity black black And black black and blackety black yo Because I’m black and I’m back Yo I’m black and then black y’all! And I’m blackety black and I’m black y’all! And I’m black y’all! And I’m black y’all! And I’m blackety black and I’m black y’all! And I’m blickity black black black blackety black black black black black black y’all! And I’m black y’all! And I’m black y’all! And I’m blackety black ‘cause I’m black!"

Lol yes yes a thousand times yes !

Neo Cortex🧠🧪 headcannons

[Crash Bandicoot 4 Its about time]

1. Bragging about his Intelligence

Loves Rubik’s cubes, Sudoku, and complex brain teasers, but not purely for fun he thrives on showing others he’s smarter than them.

At the “Academy for Evil” (or the school for aspiring villains), his peers mocked him for his large head and intellect, so he developed this performative “I’m always three steps ahead” persona.

Sometimes, he’ll solve a puzzle slowly in front of someone to let them witness his brilliance, fully enjoying their astonished reaction. It usually ended up with them bullying him more.

2. Romance & Banter (Secretly in denial)

When he develops feelings for someone, he goes full denial mode often pretending he’s annoyed by them.

He’ll deliberately engage in witty banter or drop a “big vocabulary” word just to impress or provoke conversation with the object of his affection.

Secretly romantic gestures manifest in tiny, meticulous ways: leaving a freshly solved puzzle for them, recommending a song they might like, or subtly complimenting their intellect.

He’s also awkward with compliments, so they might come out as backhanded or overly formal.

3. Music Taste & Vibes

Totally obsessed with 80s synth-pop, eurodance, and quirky alternative hits.

Likely listens to music while tinkering with inventions, practicing evil monologues, or getting ready.

Might even choreograph over-the-top gestures or air-drama moments while jamming to

4. Self-Care & Vanity

Spends hours on grooming routines: face masks, moisturizers, perfectly combed hair, maybe even a light cologne or scented cream.

Pink bunny slippers are (non-negotiable) he wears them while doing experiments or listening to music. It’s his little guilty pleasure.

Very aesthetic-conscious: likes symmetry, bright neon greens or purples and “orderly chaos” in his lab.

5. Quirks & Extra Fun Details

Likely has a collection of novelty mugs, perhaps some that reference failed experiments or witty puns.

Maybe keeps a small journal of vocabulary words he wants to use to impress people or as a “secret love diary” in disguised terms.