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Kevin Cecil-Can someone tell me why William Twining is currently hiding in the church pews muttering something about, “damned demons”?
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William Twining-Kevin, why did you give me away!?
Nathan Cakmio-It’s most likely because you should be exercising rather then napping on a wooden bench.
(Y/n)-Nathan Cakmio, honey. You are not one to talk.
William Twining-When I was going to the church for a nap Nathan Cakmio was coming out of the doors, returing to the boats right after taking a nap. So don’t talk to me like that you damned demon!
Kevin Cecil-Napping in a church…What did I expect from you young master?
William Twining-I’m finding a new hiding spot.
(Y/n)-I bet he’s going to the aisle in the library where all the kids touch themselves.
William Twining-Dammit (Y/n)!
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Dantalion-Sytry, I know you fucking took my lunch. Where is it!?
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Sytry-I believe the last time I saw your lunch it was only crumbs.
Dantalion-You fuckinf didn’t!
Sytry-I, “fuckinf” did.
Baphomet-I made that for master Dantalion, Sytry….
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(Y/n)-Damn, Samael is gorgeous.
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Chancellor Samael-I don’t believe it’s appropriate for my candidate to say such.
Nathan Cakmio-(Y/n), what caused you to say this?
(Y/n)-Have you seen him? That demon is a beaut. Chancellor Samael may be my representative but that can’t stop a demon from looking.
Lucifer-I do agree, (Y/n). After all, have any of you seen him?
Nathan Cakmio-…
Dantalion-…
Chancellor Samael-…
(Y/n)-Which one of you is top?
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Nathan Cakmio updated his status
Daddy issues to the extreme
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Sytry-If you really want a good daddy, go fuck a guy.
Baalberith-What kind of nephew did I raise?
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William Twining-If one more person asks if I'm gay!!!
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Dantalion-You mean you're not?!?! D:
(Y/n)-Don't use emojis. Just, don't.
Dantalion-Oh! You have a problem⁉ Good for 🖕 U!
Dantalion-😨
Dantalion-😆
Dantalion-😱
Dantalion-☻
William Twining-Dantalion. Stop.
Dantalion-Hahhaa, sorry. Please forgive me 😢!
(Y/n)-No.
Dantalion-I wAs'T aSKinG yoU
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