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★ open when we’re fighting (and it’s your fault) ;;

dear asshole mirza, 

if you opened this, it means that i’m very mad at you and you’re being a total idiot. you are stupid and mean and i do not appreciate it. i don’t know why we are fighting, but i know that it is your fault and i do not appreciate it. i will let you take your break, and i will most likely be staying with my mom or one of my fake ass friends and it is because of you. sometimes i hate you so much that i do not even want to be with you, but then i think of the good times and your stupid ass pulls me right back in and it is not fair. alas, i am very mad at you and will not forgive you unless you sign the contract to not get mad at me again and give me a bunch of flowers that i can post on instagram to make all of my friends jealous, and a back rub while you are at it. i hate you, you are stupid. this was all your fault so do not even try to blame me or i will smack you across  your stupid, pretty face.

yOU CALLED ME BABY CAN WE GET MARRIED NOW PLS AND TY

*raises hand* :-) :-)

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