my monster condom for my magnum opus: Danny Devito x Henry Cavill fanfic
Henry Cavill and Danny Devito were spending a lazy Sunday on Cav’s yacht off the coast of Italy. Just the two of them, a well stocked bar, and a rum ham. No clothing involved.
Danny rolled onto his side to face his lover, looking Henry up and down admiringly. In a raspy voice he asked “When did you first fall in love with me?”
Henry had his eyes closed, face turned up to the sun, his eyelashes casting shadows on his cheeks. Lying perfectly still he was the spitting image of a Greek statue. But then the corner of his mouth twitched up in a smile- breaking the illusion.
“I think it was when you dropped your monster condom that you use for your magnum dong in front of me” he said without opening his eyes.
Danny chuckled. “That one works every time.”
Henry opened one eye, turning his head towards the older man and smiled as he reached out his arm and lovingly stroked his thigh.
“I don’t just love you for your magnum dong, though, y’know.”
Danny leaned in, taking the hint to press his lips against Cavill’s, grasping the back of his neck with his hands even though they slipped from the sweat on both of their bodies. Soon their tongues were entrenched between each other’s lips, mouths tasting of rum and Danny was on top of Henry, pressing his weight on where their hips met.
“But the magnum dong does help, doesn’t it?” Danny smirked as Henry Cavill grinned back at him, breathless and panting with desire.
