#causes*

I was drinking water and choked a bit. Some of it went into the hole in my mouth and hurt like a bitch. “Isn’t that quite the inefficient design?” I thought to myself. “A hole in the soft palate, in such a spot that it easily gets hit by water, that hurts when water touches it?”

I had a deep desire for knowledge. I’d thought about this mouth hole a lot but finally looked up why it sucks so bad. “Oh,” says the internet. “Yeah, that’s a type of cleft palate.”

A fucking what now. You’re telling me not everyone came equipped with the Pain Pit?! Didn’t sign up for the fucking Surprise Water-Vulnerable Intense Agony Hole DLC??!!