Top Posts Tagged with #cause never

My sister told me she's decided to run a 5k on the 4th of July. Today I sent her a pic of a pair of size 10 (high waisted of course lol) shorts and told her I was planning on fitting in them by her 5k. 20 mins later I sent her this pic and said maybe I need a new plan 😏

#me #personal #fitblr #i can't even rn guys #cause never #literally never #feeling myself #even though my middle kid def got suspended like 20mins after i took this picture 😫🙄

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when i was in middle school and we had this thing called "accelerated reader" all the other kids were reading harry potter and twilight and shit and raking in the word counts while I read fanfic all year until the last month of school came around and I was all frazzed 'CAUSE AS THE CRUEL WORLD WOULD HAVE IT YOU CAN'T TAKE TESTS ON FANFICTION TO BOOST YOUR WORD COUNT

if you could though i'd probably have the highest word count of ANYONE in the entire goddamn school.

because

i read

that much

fanfiction.

#fanfiction #cry for my accelerated reader word counts #cause never #not once #did i actually reach a word count goal #I DON'T WANT TO READ YOUR DUMB BOOKS I'VE ALREADY OUT-READ MYSELF ON FANFICS #sigh