#catventure

the names of their pinterest boards are:

bubblegum grunge princess unicorns on mdma 💖

mermaids in space 🌠

trees, mushrooms etc. 🍃

i have lived in berlin for too long and have forgotten the difference between being ironic and being genuine what even is fashion at this point 🖤

musikantenstadlcore für oberwart 🎺

literally on fireee ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

i haven't left my house in a week and this is how i answer the door to the deliveroo driver

do you think any of their moodboards fits your vision for your eurovision outfits or will you suggest a different one of your own?

Omg I love that I get to just make executive decisions on this. As I should be, of course hehwh 😊😇😇

Let me tell you the epic story about a cat named Salem. Salem is an all black cat who was left behind by previous tenants in our building, and has been adopted as the building mascot. Salem’s daily care and needs are taken care of by one of the tenants but he roams at will wherever his little cat heart desires, including outside.

Now to the story...

I am prompted to look out my front window this morning to an unusually vigorous cacophony of angry magpie calls to which I see an epic catventure in action.

Salem the Cat  is booking it across the road towards home, dead magpie in his mouth being chased by a very large hoard of angry magpies. 

He gets past the corner of the house where I can’t see any more and I hear a giant THUNK of him vaulting through the milk door he uses as a cat door and a decided increase of screeching from the angry magpies something I did not believe possible. I was wrong.

Soooooooo

My downstairs neighbour is most likely going to come home to a dead bird in his apartment tonight

Upcoming 'Cat Quest II' Lets Players Scratch That Action RPG Itch in a Tail of Two Kings

Cats and dogs are fighting. Again. Wait, perhaps 'still' is more accurate? They never seem to get along for some reason, and yet, something tells me they'll have to, in Cat Quest II. While the nations of Felingard (cats) and the Lupus Empire (dogs) are locked in heated battle, the two kings... are on a mission to reclaim their thrones. Which requires teamwork. Until it doesn't. Or some such. Bear with me, please - much fur to sift through here.

So... I took my cat to @tacobell today. She loves to eat Doritos and drink Mountain Dew because she is a dirty MLG cat (she rarely is allowed either, but she will steal them).

I was feeling a bit hungry, so me and my wife took her for a drive with us, since we are trying to get her more accustomed to leaving our apartment. She was terrified at first, but she eventually got to the point where she was exploring the car, and nibbling at my chalupa.

luckily you won't let deutsche bahn bring you down and decide to get a little snack at the train station bakery nearby:

are you brave enough for a delicious correctly facing loaded pretzel or do you want to continue your snack search elsewhere?

Unbelievable, I am already soppy and yet I am being bullied by incorrectly rotated pretzels!!😂