call me slothy or lila. she/her. 30s ☆ opinionated sloth | sirius black and shoebill defender | prongsfoot propagandist | multishipper | intersectional feminist ☆ NO terfs thank you. I post mostly about the marauders and occasionally about birds.
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Hello hello,
You have reached the sloth blog. I mostly post about marauders (wolfstar, prongsfoot, sucius, jilypad, wolfstarbucks and who knows what else will turn up). Prongsfoot is my otp though.
I am not a fan of fanon characterizations of the marauders, so if you are looking for that you came to the wrong place I'm afraid. Also, obvs: FUCK JKR. We do not endorse the terfs on this blog. Scurry away and take your bioessentialism with you!
You can find some of my writing here or on my ao3.
More under the cut.
Other stuff I'm into:
I also am a big fan of birds but not in a ornithologist type of way, more like "i love all birds and like to learn fun facts about them!" My faves are the Shoebill Stork, all types of geese and ducks, corvids and the Harpy Eagle.
Other Fandoms:
Good Omens
Dead Boy Detectives
Our Flag Means Death
Stardew Valley
Sherlock Holmes (not the BBC show, the books. Though I did like the show)
Lord of the Rings
Discworld (is that a classical fandom? Idk)
Feel free to send me asks about any of these! My inbox is always open😊
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Tag guideline:
#marauders complaint department - where I complain about fanon. Block if you're sensitive to salt.
#writing sloth - me yapping about writing
#sloth rambles - me yapping about my life and anything else
#prongsfoot propaganda - a collection of my favorite prongsfoot posts. Og and reblogs
#moodboard monday - I post a pinterest moodboard every monday (until I grow tired of it). It's usually HP themed but I might branch out one day
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Bachelorettes, 2/5 chapters, Sapphic Prongsfoot dating show AU
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james and sirius kiss occasionally. it doesn’t mean anything of course - they’re brothers! best friends! it’s only ever at a party or if someone dares them or late at night squashed behind the thick drapes of the bed. it doesn’t mean anything.
you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.
it's crazy when couples & friends & whatnot refer to themselves as "a packaged eel". like wow you two are so close that you are fusing into a long slimy fuck... & theyre putting you in a box......
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I am wondering for millionth time where this insecure, clingy and whiny Sirius even came from and why is he so appealing to people when he is boring and sucks
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