call me slothy or lila. she/her. 30s β opinionated sloth | sirius black and shoebill defender | prongsfoot propagandist | multishipper | intersectional feminist β NO terfs thank you. I post mostly about the marauders and occasionally about birds.
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Hello hello,
You have reached the sloth blog. I mostly post about marauders (wolfstar, prongsfoot, sucius, jilypad, wolfstarbucks and who knows what else will turn up). Prongsfoot is my otp though.
I am not a fan of fanon characterizations of the marauders, so if you are looking for that you came to the wrong place I'm afraid. Also, obvs: FUCK JKR. We do not endorse the terfs on this blog. Scurry away and take your bioessentialism with you!
You can find some of my writing here or on my ao3.
More under the cut.
Other stuff I'm into:
I also am a big fan of birds but not in a ornithologist type of way, more like "i love all birds and like to learn fun facts about them!" My faves are the Shoebill Stork, all types of geese and ducks, corvids and the Harpy Eagle.
Other Fandoms:
Good Omens
Dead Boy Detectives
Our Flag Means Death
Stardew Valley
Sherlock Holmes (not the BBC show, the books. Though I did like the show)
Lord of the Rings
Discworld (is that a classical fandom? Idk)
Feel free to send me asks about any of these! My inbox is always openπ
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Tag guideline:
#marauders complaint department - where I complain about fanon. Block if you're sensitive to salt.
#writing sloth - me yapping about writing
#sloth rambles - me yapping about my life and anything else
#prongsfoot propaganda - a collection of my favorite prongsfoot posts. Og and reblogs
#moodboard monday - I post a pinterest moodboard every monday (until I grow tired of it). It's usually HP themed but I might branch out one day
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Bachelorettes, 2/5 chapters, Sapphic Prongsfoot dating show AU
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james and sirius kiss occasionally. it doesnβt mean anything of course - theyβre brothers! best friends! itβs only ever at a party or if someone dares them or late at night squashed behind the thick drapes of the bed. it doesnβt mean anything.
you make one fucking post where the point is βwomen are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the βnaturalβ size and shape of womenβ and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldnβt exist if they ate better growing up. iβm sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.
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it's crazy when couples & friends & whatnot refer to themselves as "a packaged eel". like wow you two are so close that you are fusing into a long slimy fuck... & theyre putting you in a box......
I am wondering for millionth time where this insecure, clingy and whiny Sirius even came from and why is he so appealing to people when he is boring and sucks
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Iβm not sure if this will be helpful to anyone, but you literally do not have to be a good writer to write and post fan fiction. Yes you will naturally get better at writing and finding your voice the more you do it but you do not have to be or become a professional level writer to enjoy writing and sharing fics. Itβs common to hear people praise fic writers by saying their work is better than published books, and while I think this comes from a good place, thatβs not the norm or expectation. There is also a sentiment that fic writing is βgood practiceβ for becoming a better writer or doing something else later, but if fic is the only creative writing you ever do that is literally okay. Your technical skill does not mean you cannot have fun and build community with your writing, or that other people cannot love and find meaning in your work.
yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll π
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