I understand where all the anons are coming from and this is just me offering myself for friends in the fandom. Iâm not super popular and I am not very interesting. And Iâm super shy, but if anyone ever wants to slide into my DMs and be friends, Iâm here. Thatâs how I made the friends I have. They just started talking to me. I have super severe anxiety and canât initiate conversations easily or at all, but Iâll always respond. Even if I am grumpy and weird, come say hello. (Hi appa!)
Hi Taco dear!Â
Go talk to Mel, she might seem grumpy but she is a sweety underneath all that grump. ^^Â Â
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This one got a little out of hand hehe, so itâs under the cut :)
Driving to California was Rhettâs idea, and now theyâre stuck in the rain.Â
âThis wouldnât have happened if youâd just listened to me in the first place!â Link yelled angrily, getting out of the truck and slamming the door shut behind him. He was immediately drenched in the pouring rain, but he didnât stop walking when Rhett called after him.Â
âGet back in the trunk you idiot!â Rhett yelled, even as Link disappeared from view around the other side of the truck.
Theyâd managed to strand themselves on the side of the road, the rain coming down in buckets for the first time the whole trip. Rhett pressed his knows to the window and craned his neck but Link was still hardly visible now in the heaviness of the storm. As angry as he was he knew he couldnât leave him out there, so Rhett groaned and shoved his own door open, throwing himself into the rain after him.Â
âWhat are you doing?!â He called after him.Â
âIâm walking.â Link spat back over his shoulder, speeding up rather than showing any signs of slowing down.Â
âYouâre not walking anywhere!â Rhett said loudly, shaking his wet hair out of his eyes and fighting to be heard over the rain. âGet back here!â
Link didnât answer, but his pace was no match for Rhettâs long legs, which caught up to him in no time. Grabbing onto Linkâs arm he held him back, ignoring the wild look on his friendâs face.
âGet the hell off me!â Link shouted, attempting to tug his sleeve out of Rhettâs grasp.
âDo you wanna get sick out here?â Rhett questioned, grabbing at Linkâs slick shirt when he tried to walk away again.Â
âI want you out of my face!â Link cried. âIf we get sick itâs your fault, we could be flying with Christy and Jess right now.â
The words set Rhettâs core burning with anger, so he hardly even felt the rcold as he shoved Link up against the nearest tree. He held him there by his shirt collar, his face close enough to feel his friendâs chilly breath.Â
âThis is our fault.â Rhett growled. âCalifornia is ours and this trip is ours. Donât you dare hang any of this on me.âÂ
Link still tried to squirm out of his reach, sending more rainwater flying into Rhettâs face as he did so. It only made Rhett shove him into the tree harder, making him feel bark scratching against the skin exposed from where the wet fabric of his shirt had risen up.Â
âSo I said.â Rhett said louder, now so close they were practically tasting the same rain water. âGet back in the truck.â
âMake me.â Link challenged, shoving his shoulder against Rhettâs hold one last time.Â
There was a moment when Link had shoved forward that their slick chests had brushed together, making Rhett freeze more than the chilly rain had. He knew Link had noticed it too because he stopped moving, looking into Rhettâs face with an expression somewhere between panic and invitation. The closeness made his body shiver further, making him very aware of just how close his friendâs lips were to his at the height Rhett held him at. As a test he shoved forward to make their near see-through shirts connect again, seeking a response. When Rhett made no move to answer he took it upon himself to answer for him, tugging Rhettâs face down to his level and crashing their wet lips together.Â
It was nothing but water; foggy light, glistening wet skin and lips, but especially lips. Kissing a man was a new thing in general, but the slightly salty taste of the rain made it feel even newer. His hand reached out of its own accord to caress Rhettâs wet cheek, pressing down on the cold skin to feel it warm in his hand. At the same time, he felt Rhettâs hand pushing his soaked hair back, slicking it down as he pushed his tongue slowly between Linkâs lips. They moaned into the frenzied kiss and lost themselves, letting the rain and each otherâs lips engulf them. Nothing except the vibration of Linkâs shivering body drew them apart, leaving Rhett to break the kiss and wrap Link up in his arms.
âCome on.â Rhett ordered, taking him by the arm and already walking him towards the truck. This time Link didnât fight, too overwhelmed by different sensations to bother.
When they reached the truck again they fell into it, sighing as the warmth and dryness hit them. For a moment they sat there deep in their own thoughts, until Rhett turned the key and the hum of the engine broke the silence.
âReally?â Link asked in exasperation. âNow it goes?â
âDonât ask me how fate works.â Rhett shrugged.
Link rolled his eyes and sat back, saying nothing more until a whole town had passed by.Â
âHow often does it rain in California?â He asked.
Rhett broke into uncontrollable laughter, clutching the steering wheel to keep control of the truck. âThatâs your question?â He said in disbelief. âHardly ever, man.â
âYou think we can make it rain?â Link grinned.
This time Rhett almost smacked his head on the wheel, turning to look at Link for a split second before he broke out in an identical smile. âI think that can be arranged.
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OMG I am in love with this fic The Bachelor Party by cattacodinosaur!! This video took me forever but it was worth it!! Go read this awesome fic if you havenât yet!!
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8309âŚ
Rhettâs coworkers force him into going to a strip club for his bachelor party. Rhett doesnât expect to meet Link, a bartender slash skilled pole dancer. Marriage had seemed like the next logical step in Rhettâs life, but heâll soon learn logic has no place in a love story.