#catsick

1. It is almost impossible to choose. And when you finally find Your Cat, you still feel bad for not rescuing all the others too.

2. You will become an expert at cleaning up vomit.

3. Cat litter is a total bitch to transport if you don’t own a car.

4. The scratching post will be completely ignored by your cat but makes a great living room table.

5. A cat is much smaller than a human but still takes up the same amount of space in your bed.

6. Hair bands make the best cat toys.

7. Watching a cat fall off something might just be the funniest thing you ever lay eyes on.

8. Your cat’s miaow will be insanely cute before you hear it so much it’s more annoying than Nickelback.

9. Just because they’re purring doesn’t mean you’re safe.