#catphael

*A ginger cat with the most luxurious and smooth fur, a round belly that looks good for rubbing, and soft, expressive brown eyes, anyone would surely think that CatPhael is a gentle cat. But, don't let his looks fool you, for you may end up with a nasty scratch

*And belly rubs! CatPhael hates it! Back rubs and scratches, though, that's what he loves

*You must still be careful though - he only allows people he trusts to do this

*He is a very vocal kitty. You are 100% sure that he talks back to you with those intentional meows.

*That said, he knows when to bother you when it's dinner, toilet, or bed time. And if you happen to ignore him, he'll get mad at you and yowl so loud until you get his message. He hates being ignored

*Baths? Hells, no! He's a proud Devil in his past life, of course, he hates baths! So good luck with that

*No worries, though. Because CatPhael hates going out and getting his fur filthy. Especially that! He's a very clean cat, you won't have to worry too much about his hygiene

*His cleanliness also applies with the way he treats your furniture. He doesn't scratch your sofa or carpet. He doesn't knock out your mugs or hide your socks. He's too proud for that

*However, he will not hesitate to do it if you ignore him or forget to give him his treats

*Being a Devil who bargains during his past life, CatPhael loves to do stuff for you - in exchange for something of equal value, of course. Want that belly rub? Buy him that expensive cat bed first. Want him to sleep next to you on the bed? Then, by the Nine Hells, clean your messy room first. It's really not that hard to earn his trust that way

*CatPhael is also vain, very much how he was in his past life. And he loves invading your selfies. You'd be surprised to see a ginger cat posing just behind you when you happen to take a selfie, and there is no escaping his photobombing habits

*Oftentimes, he doesn't look amused, but that's just how he normally looks. That, or he's just tired of you running around your house and about to be late for your work

*Just like the majority of the felines, CatPhael hates dogs. However, there is an exception. He would consider co-existing with a dog or two of they leave him alone and not bother or smell him

*Or else, down will his claws come

*Cat toys? Boring! He prefers to watch you suffer on a daily basis, that's his idea of entertainment

*He particularly likes it when you go in a panic mode after oversleeping

*So pathetic, hahaha. CatPhael likes it

*Leashes? He loathes it! No one could put CatPhael on a leash! The thought is simply outrageous!

*His twin ginger likes it, though ( is that twin called Haarlep? )

*CatPhael also denies liking catnip. He will yowl and hiss at you if you offer it to him, but he will secretly indulge in it when you're not looking

*He hates your other family members and relatives, most especially your little nieces and nephews, who grabbed him so harshly for the very first time during his first Christmas at your place

*Ever since then, he makes an effort to hide in your room to escape the filthy, grubby hands of the little ones, leaving his twin Haarlep alone with them

*And the cheeky twin enjoys the attention too much, that little bugger

*He is a very efficient mouse hunter. He loves the hunt, it thrills him. And he loves playing with his prey before ultimately catching them

*For some reason, he also loves listening to music, especially classical ones. His favorite is Paganini

*You are also 100% sure he sings along with Luciano Pavarotti

*You recorded this on your phone and uploaded it to your social media. The next day, the post became viral

*That one weird guy who claims he could see ghosts even mentions how CatPhael was something else other than a cat, and he's right

*Oh, yes, he loves being famous. He loves the feeling of being adored and worshipped

*One thing he hates others to know about him is how he coughs and vomits furballs once a week. It's a disgrace to CatPhael

*Did he just slow-blinked at you? If he did, congratulations! It's not an easy feat winning him over. He now owns you, not the other way around

*Yes, CatPhael owns you and your soul, so bear with it, little mouse

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