Apr 12
Catlander threats an assistant with his paw 🩶
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Catlander threats an assistant with his paw 🩶
GIF by @linusbenjamin
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For some palate cleansing fluff: Homelander would be the type to secretly love being sent photos of cuddling with the caption “us <3”
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I just watched a Tick Tok of Caranal and his cat best friend that he snuggles with all the time. Just straight up hisses anytime someone comes around and the other cat just looks so tired. "Like please babe stop."😭
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8q7uTCj/
Like totally could see Homelander and his SO in this lol. 😅
catlander strikes again!!!
the look of resignation on the other cats face is absolutely killing me LMAO imagine being so used to Homelander monologuing menacingly at people that you just look tired 😂
Starlight : "There's a cat in the conference room."
A-train : "I know. I tried to catch it, but it won't stop biting me everytimes it's in my arms. A real little shit."
Queen Maeve : "He seems to like Black Noir."
Starlight : "Well Black Noir is basically a big cat. No offence."
Black Noir : "..."
A-train : "Hey Deep, can't you try to talk to it ?"
Deep : "I can only talk to fishes and you know it."
A-train : "So useless. Ask a fish to come here then and the cat will eat it."
Deep : "Never !"
Queen Maeve : "Where the hell is Homelander ? Oh, hello Y/N ! Do you know where Homelander is ? And there is a cat under the table."
Y/N : "Really ? Aaaaw, aren't you adorable ! Yes, come here. Aaaaw, you're purring. Who is the sweet boy ? Yes, it's you !"
A-train : "Sorry Black Noir, you lost your little friend."
Starlight : "For real, where the hell is Homelander ?!"
Y/N : "I don't know. He was supposed to be around, he finished his mission hours ago. It's not normal."
Queen Maeve : "Don't worry about him. The idiot is big enough to take care of himself."
Deep : "... The cat is growling at you Maeve."
Queen Maeve : "Whatever."
A-train : "It's staring at you... with red eyes."
Y/N : "... John ?"
Cat Homelander : *purrs, licks Y/N's hand but still stares at the others with red eyes, ready to shoot*
Deep : "Oh fuck me."
(another supe believed it would be funny to turn Homelander into a cat. This supe is not around anymore.)
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My dearest @muykonos. Can we get a Catlander version of the new promo photo? Please and thank you!
Sending Homelander “this is us” texts while he’s smashing some poor dude’s skull
Should i just start a series of cats that remind me of Homelander